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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	2753	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Potions Brewed:	94

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PokeValley

Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Animals Bred:	173	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Star Shards Collected:	270

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Dimension Hops:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	274	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Items Found:	4696	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Ores Mined:	6406	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Emeralds Found:	4821
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ores Mined:	4078	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Animals Bred:	69
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

The UnderRealms

Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

We are currently whitelisted! Join the Discord to find out more! :)________________________________________________________________________We are looking for players who are extremely community oriented, or even willing to be. The idea is to have a similar environment as the HermitCraft SMP server and be story driven like Dream SMP or the Stoneworks RP server, but with a little twist. Theres really no major inspiration from that other than community oriented building and interacting. This will involve lore made by the staff to help encourage players to make their own. Every season, a few months to a year, the server is reset and built up again by you in new and creative ways. If this sounds like your cup of tea, JOIN THE DISCORD @ https://discord.gg/xwQTY6qKUh ! Before any player will be allowed to join, they will need to prove themselves to us Staff. Other than that, you will have free survival reign over the world as you would in a single player world. Just Be Courteous To Other Players and Try to make things look good to the best of your abilities. Also, all member updates are on the Discord channel. _________________________________________________________SERVER MAP – map.underrealming.tkPC Only. We are based in Java EditionAs the Seasons have gone on, we can no longer host the previous seasons as a creative test build world. They are much to big for the host server to handle along with the main world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	12	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

VanillaAnarchy.net

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Embark on an adventure through our anarchic landscape with the Vanilla Anarchy server. Experience true Vanilla like never before, courtesy of our advanced server software and top-tier hardware. Free from constraints and devoid of pay-to-win shops, this world is yours to explore, construct, and dominate—where freedom reigns.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

AdelCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

AdelCraft survival Server 1.19.2, with jobs, towny, rankup, and lots of entertainment.We are waiting for you with the ip: play.adelcraft.netThe discord server is: https://discord.gg/KtUrm2kv

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9071	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	53

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TheVillagerPeople

Anarchy, Creative, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been hosting servers since 2019 with the goal of providing international quality with local ping.All our servers are locally hosted in SA so you don’t have to worry about connection problems.Join our servers with the IP address to try them out!We have A public Survival, Creative and Anarchy server, you can connect to them with “/server” in the lobby.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Magic Items Found:	1430

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.