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So you’ve been watching some depressing documentaries about Russia, huh? Well, have I got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft SMP! Why waste your time feeling down about the state of the world when you can join us for some ridiculous fun and shenanigans?

Our server is like a virtual paradise compared to the grim and third world vibes you’ve been getting from those documentaries. We’ve got diamond armor-clad llamas, flying pigs, and a secret underground base filled with enchanted golden carrots. And don’t even get me started on the epic battles we have against giant zombie chickens.

So come join us and leave all that Russia gloom behind. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually located on a hidden island in the Bermuda Triangle, so who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you here!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Stride Learning Network

Creative, Mini Games, Survival

The Stride Learning Network is all about creating a fun, educational gaming experience for people of all ages and skills on a cross-play server (Bedrock and Java Edition). We’re using Minecraft to bring you unique mini-games, long-lasting game modes, and a safe environment to learn and have a blast! Additionally, we host build challenges all the time with CASH and MERCH prizes! Explore our Survival MP, enhanced with plugins like Towny and McMMO, or grab some friends and take on our chaotic Fall Guys mini-game, Clumsy Crew! With tons of new minigames always in development, now is the best time to start your Stride Learning experience.Java IP: mc.stride.gg Bedrock IP: mc.stride.gg Website: https://stride.gg/minecraft/minecraft_server/

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	55	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CrystalMC

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5685	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	360
Love Letters Sent:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	1713	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

FroglightMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FrogLight-MC! We are a fun Semi-Vanilla survival server that focuses on our players! Our goal is to build a strong community where people can play and be them selves while having fun. The Owners will be constantly looking to make sure our server is the best place to be part of a community and always take player suggestions into account when working on any major gameplay changes. A custom dungeon has been opened and is constantly being developed allows all players to proceed to become a powerful member of the economy through simply grinding rather than having to purchase any keys or ranks. Our staff are attentive and active in the discord and in game, constantly updating and fixing anything that requires it!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Cosmoverse

Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to the Cosmoverse! A furry based community Minecraft server with the ambition to grow a strong community with as many people as possible! This server currently has a couple minigames such as Ice-Kart! This is our own unique minigame which is pretty Mario Kart, but in Minecraft! We also have a parkour world. Our main servers are Skyblock and Survival, but we also have a plotworld for those who wants to easily test out a desgin or redstone contraption or even just to have fun building with friends!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Nektax Network

Bedwars, Creative, Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars

Nektax Network is the place for you! Every good part of Minecraft servers can be found here. Join us today and have fun!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PublicSMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Hello there, brave adventurer! Welcome to the heart of PublicSMP! We have proximity voice chat that does not use mods! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting your journey in the realm of blocks, you’re now part of a community that values creativity, teamwork, and fun!We hope you enjoy your time here.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	25	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	9
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

projectEnchantedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

projectenchanted.minecraft.best 25565https://discord.gg/xzD6hawwJ6“Discover projectEnchantedMC – the ultimate Minecraft universe! Join our Java and Bedrock server for an adventure packed with grief protection, awesome plugins, and thrilling gameplay! Delve into our economy-driven survival SMP with shops, jobs, quests and the brandnew plugin; towny. Enjoy free ranks, custom items, cosmetics, and more. Invite friends to earn in-game rewards! We take custom requests for commands and builds. Plus, support us by voting and get exclusive rewards! Join our team! We’re on the lookout for builders, admins, video creators, and Discord helpers. Join the excitement at projectEnchantedMC.”

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

MercyMC

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

MercyMC is a new Minecraft server network with a survival server and more gamemodes to come! We’re aiming for a relaxing experience for all of our players.We offer no advantages with webstore purchases and we run on player donations to maintain our server.Come check it out and help us build a great community.port 25594 for Bedrock– ko-fi.com/playmercymc– https://www.tiktok.com/@playmercymc

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Confused Pixelmon

Economy

Mylona’s Current FeaturesUnlimited Homes, Dynmap, Contests, Movie Nights, New World, Wondertrade, Non-P2W, Play 2 Win, Lottery, Jobs, Events, Safari, Daily, Questing, Player Shops, Public XP Farm, Monthly Server Ender Dragon Fights!, PVP Arena, and Adding new features every week!!!!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Star Shards Collected:	238	Alien Abductions:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

ArtMC.net

Anarchy

ArtMC is a collaborative Minecraft art experiment. Place 1 block every 10 seconds. Create art with or against other players.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mines Excavated:	2615	Runes Activated:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PhoenixCraft

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

**About PhoenixCraft – Crafting Adventures Since 2022!**Welcome to PhoenixCraft, a thriving Minecraft community with a rich history dating back to August 18, 2022. We are more than just a server; we’re a warm and inclusive community that welcomes players from all walks of life.**Our Servers:**– **Anarchy Server:** Immerse yourself in the raw, unbridled chaos of our anarchy server. Here, survival is the name of the game, and the possibilities are limitless. Forge alliances, build empires, or go it alone; the choice is yours.– **Economy Server:** Step into our meticulously designed economy server, operating on Minecraft version 1.20.1. Engage in dynamic events, trade with fellow players, and embark on epic adventures.**Active and Engaged:**At PhoenixCraft, our community is our strength. We host frequent events that keep our members engaged and excited. Join us in creating unforgettable memories, whether it’s battling the Ender Dragon together or participating in our unique server events.**Join Our Family:**

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	168	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Villages Defended:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

MiantaoriMC Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, OneBlock, Survival

Welcome to MianatoriMC Network! We offer many game modes that provide endless fun for everyone, including Survival, OneBlock, BedWars, and more! It supports 1.8 to the latest version. We recommend 1.20. Always looking for staff and creators of media content from many platforms. We think you should check the server before we continue.Discord: https://discord.gg/aprRpcn3rJ

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Farms Harvested:	966
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Epic Battles Fought:	18

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Master Realm

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

MissionPrison

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

MobArena Bombs Drugs ElementalTrees Gangs Bounties Free Kits Trails Bounties GUI-Oriented Auctions CoinFlip ChatReaction Crates Balanced Economy

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	3143
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Maritime Survival

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Ahoy! Embark on a nautical adventure with us on the 1.18 Maritime server!On Maritime Survival we have some awesome enhancements to our gameplay, here’s a list of some of our enhancements: – Clue Scrolls – McMMO – Level System – Anti-Grief – Player Warps – Bedrock SupportWhat are you waiting for? Come join our awesome community today!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	300220
Potions Brewed:	151	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.