Phyrix Network FullEdits | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Obson & Gura’s Pixel Paradise: Where Only the Cutest Creepers Survive!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about our fearless leader, Obson (that’s me, not you). Legend has it that he once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And don’t even get me started on his cute wife Gura – rumor has it she can tame creepers with just a wink!

But that’s not all – on this server, you’ll find hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden carrots. Our community is made up of the most skilled builders, redstone wizards, and pranksters you’ll ever meet. Just watch out for the llama army that patrols the server – they may look cute, but they’ll spit on you if you get too close.

So come join us on this wild adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t find a server quite like this anywhere else. See you in the game, if you dare!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Adventure: Server No. 673185354

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because on our server, chaos reigns supreme!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being hunted by a pack of wild wolves while trying to build your dream castle. Or how about trying to survive a zombie apocalypse that randomly happens every Tuesday at 3:00 AM?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “He won” – a mysterious player who has never been defeated in a PvP battle. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just be prepared to lose your mind (and maybe your items) along the way.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Crafty Phone Addicts – Where we mine diamonds while checking our phones all day!

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Join our Minecraft server and never worry about checking your phone for texts again! Why? Because our server is so addictive and fun, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even remember you have a phone. Plus, who needs friends texting you when you can make new friends in our virtual world? Say goodbye to phone addiction and hello to block addiction on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Mines Excavated:	1829	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Yuri’s Blocky Adventures: Where Even Creepers are More Enjoyable Than Yuri

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Are you tired of falling in love with Yuri protagonists in every game you play? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape the clutches of love-struck anime characters!

Our server is filled with wacky adventures and crazy challenges that will make you forget all about those pesky Yuri protagonists. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret potion on the server that can cure you of your love woes once and for all.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and say goodbye to heartbreak and hello to a world of blocky fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6295	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Crops Grown:	7979
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

The Blocky Incest Palace

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your family tree? Look no further! Join us for some wincest fun where sharing your hot family members is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Share your craziest stories of sexual adventures with your relatives and don’t forget to include those juicy screencaps for extra points. Our archive is filled with older stories that will make you question your family dynamics in a whole new way. So come on in and join the fun, because on this server, incest is wincest!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Confusion: Pick a Side, Any Side!

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Are you tired of boring old factions and alliances in your country? Join our Minecraft server and choose a side like never before! Will you be on Team Llama, fighting for justice and fluffy cuteness? Or will you join Team Chicken, known for their strategic egg attacks and clucking battle cries? The fate of the virtual world is in your hands – choose wisely! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual hay or eggs, depending on which side you’re on. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the epic llama-chicken war begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Secret Passages Found:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Blocky Battle Royale: ‘How Many Can They Kill Together?’

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Join our Minecraft server and witness the epic battle between a team of killer bunnies and an army of evil llamas! How many do you think they could kill together? Will the bunnies hop their way to victory or will the llamas spit their way to dominance? Only one way to find out – join our server and witness the chaos unfold! But beware, you may never look at bunnies and llamas the same way again!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Zombie Dances:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

YeetCraft: Saving the World, One Creeper at a Time

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that do nothing for Western civilisation? Look no further, because our server not only saves Western civilisation, but also throws it a killer party every Saturday night! Join us as we battle evil mobs and build epic structures to protect our precious civilisation. Who knew playing Minecraft could be so important? Join now and be a hero for Western civilisation (and get free pizza every Friday)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MomCraft: Where Creepers are the least of your worries! Join now for a wild parenting adventure!

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Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring quests and mundane activities? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you to unleash your inner tradwife dreams!

Join our server and find your perfect Minecraft man to start a family with. Build your dream house, tend to your virtual children, and live out your tradwife fantasies in a pixelated world. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have it all in Minecraft?

So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the ultimate tradwife in the most outrageous and hilarious way possible. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

MoegirlsCraft: Where every block comes with a side of kawaii!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server takes things to a whole new level!

Join us and you’ll have to attach a moegirl to each post you make – that’s right, every single post! But don’t worry, these moegirls aren’t your average Minecraft companions. They have special powers like shooting rainbows out of their eyes and summoning unicorns to ride around on.

And that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a creature so rare and powerful that only the bravest players can hope to tame it. But if you succeed, you’ll have the coolest pet in all of Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just be prepared for the moegirls to steal your heart (and maybe your diamonds too)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Crops Grown:	5416
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Thatcher’s F*cked Up Meeting Room Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against flying pigs, build a house made entirely out of cheese, and ride on rainbow-colored llamas while shooting fireballs out of your hands. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted potato that grants wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Grab your pickaxe, put on your silliest skin, and join us at our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a truly unforgettable experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it! See you there, silly Steve and goofy Alex!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Crafty Slavs: Minecraft Server for Colorful Shenanigans!

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested nightclub! Join us and experience the craziest adventures in blocky land.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of Russian players accidentally stumbled upon our server and thought they were black people with the wrong color. They were so confused but ended up having the time of their lives building giant vodka bottles and dancing to techno music in their pixelated tracksuits.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bigfoot, who roams the forests looking for unsuspecting players to prank. He once stole someone’s diamond pickaxe and replaced it with a potato. Classic Bigfoot move!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the wackiest Minecraft community out there. Just remember, Russian is like black people but wrong color by accident. Don’t ask questions, just come play!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	759	Magic Items Found:	5219
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Enchantments Applied:	76
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyCreeperz: The Final Fantasy Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of mischievous Minecraft players decided to create a server where anything goes. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? Why not! This server is a place where your wildest and weirdest Minecraft dreams can come true.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hidden somewhere in the server. If you can find it, you’ll be treated to the most epic dance-off of your life. And who knows, maybe you’ll even win a diamond-encrusted disco ball as a prize!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as crazy and unpredictable as a llama on a pogo stick, then look no further. Join us and see what kind of madness awaits you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Karens: Where White Women Embrace Their Inner Trad Gamer Chick

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Join our Minecraft server where the women are so trad and feminine that even the creepers stop in their tracks to admire their grace and poise. Our server is so wholesome and pure that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby instead of wreaking havoc. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll unlock the secret recipe for crafting a diamond tiara to wear while you mine for diamonds. So come on over and see for yourself why our server is the ultimate paradise for those seeking a break from the chaos of the real world.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	21	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

ClitCraft: Where the Clitoris is the Powerhouse of the Cell!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the clitoris is not only the powerhouse of the cell, but also the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret powers in the game! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and unexpected surprises around every corner.

Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our custom plugins and mods will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that a group of magical llamas roam the land, granting wishes to those who can solve their riddles. Will you be the one to uncover their secrets and gain their favor?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and discover why the clitoris truly is the powerhouse of the cell in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8