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FamAvoiderCraft

AITAH, alcohol, anxiety, Boundaries, christmas, coping, Drunk, Dysfunction, FamAvoiderCraft, family, fear, Fights, holiday, mental health, Mother, Resentment, stress, TOXIC, tradition, wine, Yelling

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7431
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Farms Harvested:	101	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Are you tired of spending the holidays with your dysfunctional family? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual Christmas extravaganza where the only thing getting thrown around are snowballs, not plates.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mom criticizing your potato salad-making skills or getting into drunken fights with grandpa. We have a strict no-alcohol policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free holiday experience.

So ditch the real-life chaos and join us for a jolly good time on our Minecraft server. Who needs family drama when you can build epic structures and explore new worlds with fellow gamers? Say goodbye to holiday stress and hello to blocky bliss!

RedditMilitFailz SMP

bad decisions, career downfall, career failure, career sabotage, career termination, career-ending mistakes, court martial, discipline issues, dishonorable discharge, Military, military career, military misconduct, misconduct, poor judgment, Quickest Way, rapid downfall, reddit, RedditMilitFailz, ruin, smp, soldiers, unethical behavior

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5372
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Emeralds Found:	7074
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! So, like, one time this dude joined and he thought he was all cool and stuff, but then he accidentally blew up the whole base with TNT and everyone was like “bruh, what are you doing?!” And then he got banned and his Minecraft career was over just like that. Don’t be like that guy, join our server and have a blast blowing stuff up in a totally non-destructive way, I swear. It’s gonna be lit, fam! #minecraftfails #joinusbro

CraftyCreeperKickOut

adult relationships, ask to leave, Boundaries, casual dating, casual encounters, Communication, communication skills, CraftyCreeperKickOut, dating etiquette, Etiquette, gracious exit, hookup culture, Hookups, Manners, mature communication, one night stand, polite ways, relationships, Respect, Social Skills, tactful approach

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	5877
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of awkwardly kicking out your one-night stand the next morning? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the perfect solution for you! Join us and learn the most polite and hilarious ways to ask your virtual one-night stand to leave the next day. From building a giant sign that says “Time to go, buddy!” to creating a maze that leads straight to the exit, the possibilities are endless on our server. So why wait? Join now and say goodbye to awkward goodbyes!

BombCraft2021

2015 nuclear deal, Bomb, BombCraft2021, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global politics, IAEA chief, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, non-proliferation, nuclear agreement, nuclear capabilities, nuclear inspections, nuclear program, nuclear proliferation, Nuclear Threat, nuclear weapons, sanctions, security threats, united nations

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7352	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

come join this epic minecraft server where we have nukes and stuff just like iran but way cooler. iaea chief said our server is so lit, it’s like a bomb ready to explode with fun. forget about the old nuclear deal, join us and experience the ultimate explosion of awesomeness. we have crazy builds, insane pvp battles, and so much more. don’t miss out on the chance to be part of the most explosive minecraft server ever!

AntennaCraft: Heart & Brain Signals

accurate measurements, antenna technology, AntennaCraft, biomedical engineering, Brain, brain signals, cellular communication, cellular interactions, electrical signals, health monitoring, Heart, heart signals, light scattering, low millivolts, medical advancements, mit, MIT research, physiological signals, Real-Time Monitoring, research technology, signal detection, Signals, wireless antennas, wireless technology

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1558
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Potions Brewed:	124	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like, SO LIT cuz it has tiny wireless antennas dat track ur heart and brain signals like WUT?!?!? u can literally see ur own cells interacting in REAL TIME, like whaaat??? join dis server if u wanna be a SCIENTIST in Minecraft and watch ur brain do its thang while u build ur epic castle or whatever. it’s like having x-ray vision but for ur BRAIN, like whoa dude, so cool. come join us and be a part of dis crazy cool world where u can be a mad scientist AND a master builder at the same time, like YASSSS QUEEN.

Apathy MC

Minecraft Gaming Adventure Community Builder Strategy Towny Multiplayer Creative Survival Pvp Faction Skyblock Economy Roleplay Minigames Modded Vanilla Redstone Exploration, PvE, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Ores Mined:	519	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Votes:	7469	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

IP: play.apathymc.net Discord: https://discord.gg/UrM7TumMGN

Apathy MC is a Minecraft server dedicated to create an amazing community. Whether you’re a builder, adventurer, or strategist. We are currently a Towny server for version 1.21.X; we aim to make you entertained, with the content we provide on Apathy MC. Join us today as Apathy MC invites you to play with us

play.apathymc.net

DandyCraft

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, creativity, Custom, DandyCraft, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Fun, game worlds, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Network Server., new modalities, role playing, Survival, Thrilling

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13

Join our exciting Minecraft Network server! We offer a wide variety of modalities, from CUSTOM. And that’s not all! We are working on exciting new modalities that will be coming soon. Come join the fun on our Minecraft Network server and experience the thrill of playing in different game worlds!

play.dandycraftt.com:25575

Land of Wonder 1.20.5

1.20.5, abroad, Borat movie, cross-cultural communication, cultural assumptions, cultural diversity, cultural identity, European country, expat life, foreigner, global interactions, gypsy village, international perceptions, Land, misconceptions, Nationality, portugal, reactions, Stereotypes, stereotypes abroad, travel, traveling experiences

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	2603
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Crops Grown:	2014	Buildings Constructed:	39
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Runes Activated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	169	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a wild ride through a gypsie village in Borat but with blocks and creepers! People will be like “Portugal? That’s like that crazy village in the Borat movie, right?” And you’ll be like “Nah, man, it’s like that, but with way more pixelated fun!” Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Creepy Feet Minecraft SMP Shot Thread

arches, Barefoot, Candid, Creepshot, creepy, feet, fetish, fetishism, first, foot fetish, foot fetishism, Foot photography, foot worship, fuggit, Hidden Camera, Lurker, Minecraft, Shot, smp, sneaky, sole shots, Thread, Toes, voyeurism

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8662
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is made of lava (literally), and quests that will have you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to ridiculous mini-games. Rumor has it that if you can beat him, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond block the size of a house.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage. Trust us, you’re going to need it.

BdayNoMovieFam

alone, BdayNoMovieFam, Birthday, Cake, cat, celebration, COUPONS, Dinner, ENERGY, family, Gesture, half siblings, home, lion king, Movie, rough day, Rude, sacrifice, Surprise, TICKETS, tired

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6583
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Mines Excavated:	1072	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Meteorites Collected:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can celebrate your birthday in peace without any unwanted surprises? Look no further! Join our server where you can enjoy building and crafting to your heart’s content without any lion king movies interrupting your day.

Forget about awkward family gatherings and unwanted cinema trips, on our server, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Trust us, it’s way more fun than sitting through a movie you have zero interest in.

So come join us and have the birthday celebration of your dreams, surrounded by virtual blocks and friendly players who understand the importance of a day to yourself. Who needs cake and dinner when you can have the ultimate Minecraft birthday bash? Let’s craft away the birthday blues together!

ScaryMovieKidMC SMP

childhood fears, childhood trauma, chilling scenes, creepy characters, fear of the dark, fear of the unknown, goosebumps-inducing movies, hair-raising movies, horror classics, horror films, Nightmares, phobias, psychological thrillers, scary movies, ScaryMovieKidMC, scream-inducing movies, smp, Spine-chilling movies, spooky films, supernatural movies, terrifying moments, terror-inducing films

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3513
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8681	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	2276
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because we have the scariest movie nights ever! Like, one time we watched this movie about killer unicorns and I couldn’t sleep for a week, it was insane! But don’t worry, we have therapy llamas to help you get over your fears. So come join us and face your childhood traumas in the most epic way possible! #TherapyLlamasForTheWin #KillerUnicornsAreReal

CreeperMD – No Healing for Villains!

CreeperMD, criminal history, discrimination, Doctor, ethical considerations, Ethics, healing, Healthcare, healthcare system, Justice, legal implications, license revocation, Medical Ethics, medical license, medical practice, medical standards, Medical Treatment, moral dilemma, patient care, patient rights, professional conduct, professional responsibility, Villains

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Void Armor Forged:	18	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where doctors refuse to treat players based on their criminal history? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride where doctors are the ultimate judges of character and will only heal those deemed worthy. Who needs medical ethics when you can have doctors playing judge, jury, and healer all in one?

So come on down to our server where medical licenses are just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. Who knows, you might just find yourself on the operating table for a crime you didn’t even know you committed!

Weird Anomaly Minecraft Server

anomaly, BIZARRE, distinct, excepțional, eXtraordinary, GENERIC, Individuality, Minecraft, odd, one of a kind, peculiar, rare, Server, Special, standout, strange, uncommon, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5363
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Secret Passages Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Void Gems Collected:	30
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally the place for all the weird anomalies out there, ya know? like, if you’re, like, super generic and stuff, you’ll fit right in cuz you’ll be, like, the weirdest one there!

we’ve got, like, unicorns roaming around and, like, flying pigs that poop diamonds. it’s, like, a total party up in here, man.

oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away? yeah, it’s, like, totally lit, dude.

so, if you’re, like, tired of being normal and stuff, come join us on this server and embrace your inner weirdo. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Nano Tea Bag Plastix

Absorption, absorption capacity, BAG, bloodstream, Body, environmental impact, health risks, human health, Infusion, intestinal cells, microplastics, Nano, nanoplastics, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles absorption, plastic pollution, plastic waste, Plastix, Pollution, research, scientific study, tea, tea bags

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2998
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, it’s like drinking a cup of tea filled with millions of nanoplastics and microplastics? Well, look no further, cuz our server is off the charts cray-cray!

We got so much action going on, it’s like these particles are being absorbed by your intestinal cells and spreading throughout your body. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Join us for some wild adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even find yourself becoming one with the particles and reaching new levels of Minecraft mastery.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and join the madness! Just be prepared for a tea-riffic time unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. Let’s get plasticky, baby!

MaffyWorld Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, competitive, Creative, Economy, Exploration, Friendly, Fun, Game, MaffyWorld, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, player, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Items Found:	3032	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

The owner of the MaffyWorld server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.maffyworld.ru

Players:	99/900	Votes:	8041
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Zombie Dances:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Scepters Created:	8