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| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5016 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Mines Excavated: | 2104 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 14 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 |
Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.
And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.
So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.
