come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 101/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
Villages Defended: 11 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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