come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 101/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Towns Built: 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 0 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
New Chunks Explored: 724678 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

    ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

    We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
    21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
    Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
    What are some of the server features? The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
    Is there a discord community associated with the server? Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
    Are there any special events or limited time servers? Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
    What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period? Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • CoolCraft Minecraft Server

    CoolCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Epic Weapons Forged: 3
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 58 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 15 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

    Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 12
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 New Chunks Explored: 389807
    Epic Weapons Forged: 7 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoShowSis Minecraft Server

    NoShowSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3512 Wyrmholes Dug: 10
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 9
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • GFreeloaderCraft

    GFreeloaderCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

    Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

    But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 17
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 18
    Mines Excavated: 1543 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 10
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Dragon Eggs Found: 4703

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • BadAdviceMC SMP

    BadAdviceMC SMP
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you laughing until you cry!

    Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a group of players who are all about living life on the edge. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic pig races, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – we have a secret underground base filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Will you be the one to find it?

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even encounter a talking llama or a dancing creeper along the way!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Dragonkin Hatched: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • NoHabitChangeMC

    NoHabitChangeMC
    Are you tired of being judged for your bad habits? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all your questionable life choices! Whether you’re addicted to eating raw potatoes or have a strange obsession with collecting dirt blocks, you’ll fit right in with our wacky community.

    Join us for epic adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and non-stop chaos. Who knows, you might even meet a fellow player who shares your love for building giant statues of chickens or creating elaborate mazes filled with nothing but llamas.

    So come on over and let your freak flag fly high! Remember, on our server, the weirder, the better. Embrace your quirks and join us for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Who needs normalcy when you can have absolute madness?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Towns Built: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10 Dragon Scales Harvested: 416
    Magic Crystals Found: 14 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 31

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Discord Blocked Minecraft Server

    Discord Blocked Minecraft Server
    So, like, you know how Russia be all like “no Discord for you”? Well, we got the perfect place for you to escape the madness and have some epic fun! Our Minecraft server is like a magical land where you can build whatever your heart desires and chat with your friends without any pesky government interference. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the Discord police and plot your rebellion against the oppressive regime. Join us now and let’s stick it to the man, one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 187
    Void Gems Collected: 18 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Astral Amulets Crafted: 39
    Ores Mined: 3734 Dragon Eggs Found: 8963
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 Forbidden Doors Opened: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server

    Heckin’ Hideout Havoc – PvP Minecraft Server
    LOL this server is like a virtual IDF strike on Hezbollah but without all the real life consequences! Join us and help take down 50 virtual terrorists in their underground headquarters! Build your own secret base and plot your revenge against those pesky creepers. Who needs real world drama when you can have epic battles in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 99/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Endless Legions Commanded: 47 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 333 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 15
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Herobrine Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Colonial Canine DNA Quest

    Colonial Canine DNA Quest
    LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE U CAN FIND ANCIENT DNA FROM HUMANS AND DOGS. YEAH, U HEARD IT RIGHT, DOGS. WE GOT HISTORY LESSONS GOIN ON IN DIS SERVER, U CAN UNTANGLE EUROPEAN COLONIZATION IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDIN UR OWN BLOCKY EMPIRE. WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S DIG UP SOME DNA AND BUILD SOME CRAZY STORIES TOGETHER. #BLOCKYHISTORY #DOGSDNA #MINECRAFTLOLZ

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Wilderness Tamed: 18
    Shattered Realms Restored: 0 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3
    Chimeras Created: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 18
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • 💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server

    💀 Deadtime ☠️ – 💰🔥 WIPE TODAY 🔥💰 Anarchy 🔥💰 Minecraft server
    The owner of the “Deadtime – WIPE TODAY Anarchy” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 7 Magic Items Found: 8130
    Haunted Chests Opened: 6 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Girl Power Minecraft Server

    Girl Power Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of trash talking YAGOO and his evil Japanese corporate ways? Well, come join our Minecraft server where we exclusively trash talk Jeff Bezos and his evil American corporate empire instead!

    Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players on our server defeated a horde of creepers by singing the entire soundtrack of Hamilton. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches for eternity.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a wild adventure filled with trash talking, diamond chickens, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 6
    Rune Stones Activated: 2 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Emeralds Found: 3751
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Minecraft SMP – /xivg/ – Final Fantasy XIV: Dawntrail General

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for our Catuesday Edition where we offer resources, free companies, and linkshells that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! We have future meetups that will make you never want to leave your computer screen. From Tokusatsu watch parties to zombie movie marathons, we have it all. And don’t even get me started on our Twin Peaks meetup – it’s so mysterious, you’ll feel like you’re in another dimension.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have shared FATE farming, Mahjong tournaments, roleplaying meetups, and even a costume party mixer! Plus, who wouldn’t want to join our pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs watch party? It’s going to be so epic, you won’t even believe it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our outrageous Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Previously: insert random numbers and symbols – because we’re just that chaotic.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Vanishing Structures Built: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 5

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • HangryCraft Minecraft Server

    HangryCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of food safety… or should we say, block safety? Just like how this player is strict about their food allergies, we are strict about our server rules!

    Join us if you want a server that takes cross-contamination seriously. We have labeled boxes for your items, just like this player’s mom labeled their food. And don’t worry, we won’t let any guests sneak into your inventory like this unwanted guest snuck into the fridge!

    Our server is so safe, even raw tomatoes and bananas won’t dare to come near you. And if they do, we’ll make sure they’re ban-anas from our blocky world!

    So come join us, where the only burning sensation you’ll feel is the excitement of playing on our server. Just make sure to keep your boxes labeled and your allergies in check – we don’t want any Minecraft mobs triggering a reaction!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Crystal Wands Charged: 10
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 4
    Zombie Dances: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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