come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 1
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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