come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2
Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2
New Chunks Explored: 654837 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
Blood Moons Survived: 3 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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