come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than chinese companies limiting raw material exports to russian pharma amid sanctions!!! we have more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti!!!

build your own empire and conquer the land like a boss!!! trade with other players and become the richest player in the server!!!

we have secret treasure hunts, hidden dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows!!! join now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!!!

don’t miss out on the fun, join now before the chinese companies try to limit our raw material exports too!!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 102/600 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Towns Built: 9
Hidden Passages Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 140
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Bridge Builders

    Blocky Bridge Builders
    yo, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server where u can escape ur boring life and dive into a world of blocky madness? well, let me tell u, dis server is like therapy for ur soul, bridging all ur early life trauma and difficult-to-treat depression into a world of endless possibilities.

    imagine building a giant castle to protect urself from all the haters, or going on epic adventures to slay dragons and save princesses (or princes, we don’t discriminate here).

    trust me, once u join dis server, ur depression will be like “peace out, i’m outta here!” so come on, what u waiting for? join us and let’s build a better world together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5 Mysterious Portals Opened: 8
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Immortal Potions Brewed: 14
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 4 Ether Blades Crafted: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!

    Bedrock: Where we only whitelist the fanciest of fantasy characters in our realm! Join us for some smp fun!
    <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/but-there-are-hearts/">Bedrock Fantasy Realm</a>

    Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP

    Welcome to the Bedrock Fantasy Realm SMP, a Minecraft server where everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals. Our server features various mods that enhance the overall look of the world and provide structure. Whether you enjoy building or PvPing, there is something for everyone here. Join us today and start exploring!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Who is welcome on the server? Everyone is welcome except hackers, cheaters, glitchers, and rude individuals.
    What mods are included in the server? The server features mods that enhance the world’s look and provide structure.
    Can I build at spawn? Yes, you can build at spawn or venture far away without the fear of being killed.
    Is PvP allowed? PvP is allowed in events, outside of spawn, and to protect your base.
    How can I join the server? You can join by connecting to the server using the IP address provided.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 50
    Enchanted Armories Found: 9 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server

    Mine Hero Academia Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every block you break is a new adventure waiting to unfold! Join us for a chance to be personally mentored by the legendary manga artist, Horikoshi, as he guides you through building the ultimate base inspired by his latest one-shot masterpiece.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of pixelated unicorns that roam the land, dropping enchanted loot and granting wishes to those who can catch them. Rumor has it that these unicorns are actually disguised as creepers, so watch out for explosive surprises!

    If you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a secret portal leading to a dimension filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. These mystical creatures will challenge you to epic dance-offs and aerial races, with the winner receiving a crown made of golden carrots.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on a journey that will make you question reality and redefine what it means to play Minecraft. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness and mayhem that awaits you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 14
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Epic Mounts Acquired: 8

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Game Over Man Minecraft SMP

    Game Over Man Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, play the game and stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry llamas while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our resident prankster, Steve, will be there to fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers every Friday night. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena on the dance floor.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of our crazy, chaotic world where the only rule is to have fun? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragons Tamed: 7
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyProposalPlan

    CraftyProposalPlan
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your future mother-in-law spilling the beans on your proposal plans? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn.

    Just like how this poor soul’s surprise proposal got ruined by an overeager mother-in-law, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, maybe you’ll log in one day to find your base covered in pink wool by a mischievous prankster.

    Don’t worry about causing a fight between your boyfriend’s family – on our server, the only fights you’ll have are epic battles against mobs and other players. Plus, with our custom ring crafting plugin, you can propose to your in-game partner in the most romantic way possible.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s as crazy and chaotic as trying to keep a proposal secret from a chatty mother-in-law. Who needs surprises when you have our server to keep you entertained?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 7
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 15
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 43

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!

    TraumaDumpSMP: Share Your Minecraft Traumas!
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to join is by sharing your most traumatic experience! We believe that the best way to bond with your fellow players is by opening up about your deepest scars.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a creeper sneaks up behind you and blows up your entire house. But don’t worry, because in our SMP, we have therapists on standby to help you process the trauma of losing all your hard-earned loot.

    Join us for a wild ride of emotional rollercoasters, where every block you break is a metaphor for your inner struggles. So come on in, share your pain, and let’s build a community based on mutual suffering and healing. It’s the only way to truly thrive in this crazy world of pixelated blocks and exploding creepers.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 6
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 86 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 24 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 21
    Divine Scrolls Written: 24 Phoenix Feathers Found: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBustersFamLove

    BlockBustersFamLove
    Are you tired of your family’s boring support during challenging times? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and experience the ultimate virtual family that will have your back no matter what. Need a pick-me-up after a tough day? Our virtual parents will tuck you in with a cozy bed made of diamonds. Feeling overwhelmed by school or work? Our virtual siblings will help you mine for resources and build the coolest virtual castle you’ve ever seen. So say goodbye to your real family and hello to your new, pixelated support system on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Chimeras Created: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Evil Lairs Raided: 8 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 24
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server

    Boeing777SeaSearch Minecraft Server
    So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly you see a Boeing 777 crash into the ocean! And you’re like, “What the heck is going on?!” But then you realize it’s just part of the crazy adventure on this server.

    Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and unpredictable gameplay ever! We’ve got flying planes, underwater treasure hunts, and even a secret society of dolphins that will help you conquer the seas. Plus, our researchers are convinced that throwing Boeing 777 parts into the sea will somehow track down MH370. I mean, who needs logic when you’ve got this level of insanity?!

    So come on, join us and experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this wacky world we’ve created. See you there, adventurer!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 17 Falling into the Void: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 24 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate

    PrisonCraft16: Putin’s Cellmate
    Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server? It’s like being locked up in a Russian prison, except you get beaten by your cellmate… in Minecraft! Join now to experience the thrill of being Russia’s youngest political prisoner at the age of 16. Who needs freedom when you can have a cellmate who beats you in a virtual world? It’s like a twisted version of the Hunger Games, but with blocks and creepers. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the brutality of this insane Minecraft server. Just watch out for those pesky cellmates with a grudge!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11
    Towns Built: 7 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Divine Spears Created: 26

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing

    ZapStitch – Lightning Fast Healing
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got surgical stitches dat can zap u back to health like a lightning bolt! Picture dis: u get a scratch from a zombie attack, but instead of waiting forever to heal, our electric stitches gonna make dat wound disappear faster than u can say “creeper”.

    We did a study on some rats (don’t worry, dey volunteered) and found out dat our stitches can reduce a wound by like 69% in just 24 hours. Dat’s some next level healing right there! So come join us on dis server and experience da power of electricity in yo wounds. Trust me, it’s shockingly good!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Astral Orbs Gathered: 7
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Crops Grown: 9341
    Runes Activated: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner: Where even the creepers have mature conversations!

    Cozy Corner Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Features
    We have backpacks, /spawn, /home, dynmap and typical datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks. We also have core protect for peace of mind, and we optionally use the proximity chat voice mod.
    21+ community with a Minecraft Java server
    Updated to 1.21 with expanded borders

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is there an age requirement to join the server? Yes, players must be 21 or older to join the Cozy Corner Minecraft server community.
    What are some of the server features? The server offers backpacks, /spawn, /home commands, dynmap, datapacks from Vanilla Tweaks, core protect for security, and optional proximity chat voice mod.
    Is there a discord community associated with the server? Yes, the discord community is closely related to the Minecraft server and provides a space for players to chat about cozy games and other interests.
    Are there any special events or limited time servers? Occasionally, the server runs limited time modded servers like the vault hunters modded server, in addition to the semi-vanilla main server.
    What happens if I’m inactive for an extended period? Players who remain inactive without sending a message may get kicked to maintain an active and chatty community.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 32 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CoolCraft Minecraft Server

    CoolCraft Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story about our server, “pepsi max 2-pack painos.”

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will gain unlimited power and become the ruler of the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From flying pigs to dancing creepers, you’ll never know what kind of crazy creatures you’ll come across in our world.

    And if you’re feeling competitive, we host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that sweet prize!

    So what are you waiting for? Join “pepsi max 2-pack painos” today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary player to conquer our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP

    Lebanon Invaders Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we were once invaders of Lebanon… in Minecraft! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy builds, and a whole lot of shenanigans.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you ride a llama into battle while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a pineapple? Or participate in our annual “TNT Cannon Olympics” where the goal is to blow up as much of the landscape as possible?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Army,” a group of fearless feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their coop from any intruders. And let’s not forget about our resident prankster, who once replaced all the blocks in someone’s house with pink wool just for fun.

    So come join us on our wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few exploding creepers.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Void Gems Collected: 39
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3 Lava Oceans Crossed: 1
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 35
    Star Shards Collected: 157 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • NoShowSis Minecraft Server

    NoShowSis Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of feeling betrayed by your own twin on your birthday? Join our Minecraft server and celebrate with a virtual twin who will never let you down! Our server is filled with surprises, like a secret birthday party waiting for you around every corner. Who needs a real sister when you have a blocky sibling who will always be there for you? Don’t let your real-life drama ruin your special day – join us and let the fun never end!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 14
    Potions Brewed: 171 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • GFreeloaderCraft

    GFreeloaderCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fair play and teamwork! Just like the OP’s girlfriend, you can join our server and expect to freeloading off the hard work of others. But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to pay rent or contribute financially either!

    Our server is like a Hollywood Hills townhouse, filled with luxurious builds and amazing landscapes. You can stay rent-free and enjoy all the perks without lifting a finger to help out. Just like the girlfriend in the story, you can clean up after yourself and call it a day!

    But beware, just like the OP, our players might start feeling like you’re taking advantage of the situation. So be prepared to face some ultimatums if you don’t start pulling your weight. Who knows, you might even end up in a virtual East LA with toxic and abusive mobs if you don’t contribute!

    Join our server now and experience the thrill of living in a virtual townhouse without any real responsibilities. It’s the ultimate freeloading experience, Minecraft style!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Zombie Dances: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Enchantments Applied: 167
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Twisted Realms Survived: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Alien Abductions: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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