Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you crave power and glory beyond your wildest dreams? Well, look no further, because our server is the answer to all your prayers! Join us and become the ruler of your own kingdom, where you can command an army of chickens to do your bidding and ride into battle on a majestic rainbow unicorn.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also unlock the secret ability to fly by simply flapping your arms like a deranged chicken. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples at the bottom of a lava pit guarded by a three-headed creeper. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So, if you think you’re perfect enough to handle all the insanity and chaos that our server has to offer, then come on down and show us what you’re made of. Just remember, only the most epic players will survive in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 91/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 3
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
Demon Skulls Collected: 45 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 4
Meteorites Collected: 1 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

    TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

    Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

    So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 17
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

    AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 13
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

    RealityCraft: Face the Facts!
    Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

    So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 9
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

    NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Enchantments Applied: 50 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Whispering Caves Entered: 2 Void Armor Forged: 27
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • CraftyCanuckPlotWars

    CraftyCanuckPlotWars
    so, like, you wanna join dis epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell ya, dis server is like, da bomb diggity, yo. we got pigs flyin’ around, creepers doin’ the macarena, and villagers breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds and emeralds, guarded by a pack of wolves wearing sunglasses. oh, and did i mention we have a portal to the nether that leads straight to a disco party with the zombie pigmen?

    and if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just know that the us government is tellin’ india to take our server seriously cuz they think we’re plottin’ some crazy stuff. like, come on, we’re just tryna have a good time and build some epic structures, ya know?

    so come on down to our server and join the fun! just watch out for the dancing skeletons, they’re pretty wild.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 New Chunks Explored: 988667
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 9 Astral Staffs Crafted: 13
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 6
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Crafty Love Connection

    Crafty Love Connection
    come join our epic minecraft server where you can find your perfect partner based on their minecraft skills! forget about looks, we’re all about kindness, intelligence, confidence, and creativity here! who needs speed-dating when you can find your soulmate while building a giant chicken statue together? join now and let the blocks of love bring you together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 5 New Chunks Explored: 332275
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 29 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • metanoia junior high school

    metanoia junior high school

    Playtime 24/7 Server Rules Be respectful to all players. No griefing or cheating. Follow all in-game rules. Have fun! Discord: Join our community on Discord for updates and chat https://discord.gg/4hN8YtQYcP

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 80 Dragon Eggs Found: 7668
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Love Letters Sent: 15
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 12 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 1 Time-Warping Watches Found: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lazy Lakehead SMP: Where our idea of hardcore is placing a bedrock block the wrong way

    Lakehead SMP Overview

    Description
    Lakehead SMP is a relaxed Minecraft server where players can build and enjoy a drama-free environment.

    If you’re interested in joining, click here to join our Discord server.

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, griefing is not allowed on Lakehead SMP. We strive to create a safe and enjoyable environment for all players.
    Can I build whatever I want? Yes, players are encouraged to build and express their creativity on the server. Just be respectful of other players’ builds.
    Are there any specific rules I need to follow? We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow these rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for everyone.
    How can I join the server? To join Lakehead SMP, click on the Discord invite link provided above and follow the instructions to join our community.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 33 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 1 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 9

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Rest in Power Minecraft Server

    Rest in Power Minecraft Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and within minutes, they found a diamond block that granted them unlimited power and riches. But beware, there are also giant chickens roaming around that drop enchanted golden apples when you defeat them. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. So what are you waiting for? Join us and rest in power on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Animals Bred: 31
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 10
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy

    NoStiffyMinecraft SMPTouchyTouchy
    Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and discovered a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the twist – the base was guarded by a herd of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Only those brave enough to join our SMP will uncover the mysteries of this fantastical world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. Join us and witness the epic rap battles between players and the Ender Dragon – it’s a sight you won’t want to miss!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just remember this golden rule: “If the MC is incapable of getting a stiffy, I am simply not touching your manga.” Trust us, you’ll want to be a part of this outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Divine Relics Bestowed: 12
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 79

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • GFsBdayDinnerDrama

    GFsBdayDinnerDrama
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where surprises are always lurking around the corner! Just like the surprise bill that OP’s girlfriend dropped on him at her birthday dinner, you never know what unexpected twists and turns you’ll encounter in our world.

    Join us and experience the thrill of not knowing what’s coming next, just like OP didn’t know he’d be stuck with a $550 bill. But don’t worry, our server is full of fun and excitement, not financial surprises!

    So come on in and explore our crazy world where anything can happen. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation as wild as OP’s unexpected birthday bill. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join our server now and prepare for the unexpected!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 47 Divine Scrolls Written: 8

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions

    Thirtysomething SMP – Too Old for Creeper Explosions
    Are you tired of being judged for still playing Minecraft at the ripe old age of thirty? Well, fear not, because on our server, we embrace the inner child in all of us! Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and building competitions where the only limit is your imagination (and the block limit, but who’s counting?). So come on, don’t let age define your gaming experience – join us and let your inner 12-year-old run wild!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Divine Scrolls Written: 16

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • CraftyPickupLines

    CraftyPickupLines
    Are you a redstone torch? Because you light up my world like nobody else! Join our Minecraft server and show off your epic pickup lines to impress all the players. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and build a pixelated castle together! Don’t miss out on the chance to spark some romance in the world of blocks and creepers. Join now and let the love (and hilarious pickup lines) flow!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 32
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Demon Skulls Collected: 32
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 18

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CraftyChemWarfare

    CraftyChemWarfare
    so, like, u know how u wanna play minecraft but u also wanna feel like a spy? well this server is for u, my friend. we got all the crazy stuff like russia-bound chemicals and possible weapons material. u can be like james bond but in minecraft form. join us if u wanna feel like a secret agent while building ur dream world. plus, the spanish police are totally cool with it, so u know it’s legit. come join the fun and let’s get spyin’!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Epic Battles Fought: 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Legendary Heroes Trained: 7
    Epic Shields Constructed: 36 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Ligma Craft

    Ligma Craft

    LigmaCraft is a Prisons/Skyblock server that is crossplay, allowing anyone from any device to play! The server has viaversion so players can play on any version they feel like!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Runes Activated: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 17

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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