Perfect Survival Without PVP Minecraft Server

16 chunks, Build warps, classic survival, Comfortable survival, Develop yourself, Donation statuses, Game Currency, Honest survival, Huge worlds, Low donations, no fly, No GOD, No OP, No pvp, No Wipes, Open stores, Perfect Survival, Private land, Russian translation, Web map

The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 16 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Zoomer Minecraft SMP Experience

70K, btc, Bull Run, cryptocurrency, digital assets, economic opportunities, Experience, financial freedom, Financial Stability, forgiven student debts, future prospects, generational wealth, inflation, investing, market trends, Minecraft, oldfags, peak careers, retirement planning, smp, UNFAIR, wealth gap, Zoomer, zoomers

Are you tired of being an oldfag in the world of Minecraft SMPs? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee a bull run like no other! Just like BTC breaking and holding at 70k, our server will have you experiencing peak careers, forgiven student debts, and absolutely no inflation! Say goodbye to being an oldfag and hello to the ultimate Minecraft SMP experience where anything is possible. Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning reality and laughing all the way to the virtual bank!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	4
New Chunks Explored:	532786	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SeatSnatcherCraft

Ageism, child behavior, Commute, discipline, Disrespect, ENTITLEMENT, exhaustion, generational differences, Manners, Motherhood, offering seats, priority seating, public seating, public transportation, Respect, seat etiquette, SeatSnatcherCraft, societal expectations, sports event, subway etiquette, tiredness

Are you tired of entitled subway moms expecting you to give up your seat for their perfectly capable 8-year-old child? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where everyone gets a virtual seat and no one can guilt trip you into giving it up!

Our server is a safe haven for all those who have been victimized by subway shaming. Build your own virtual subway car and never worry about being judged for wanting to sit down after a long day of work.

But wait, there’s more! We have a special “Entitled Mom” role-playing mini-game where you can practice standing your ground and saying “no” to virtual entitled moms. Show them who’s boss in a world where you make the rules!

So join us now and let’s create a world where everyone gets a seat, no matter how old they are!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RoomSecrets Minecraft SMP

belongings, hidden, INTIMATE, introspection, Minecraft, Mysterious, objects, Personal, Personality, possessions, Private, REVEALING, room, RoomSecrets, Secrets, self reflection, smp

Are you tired of your boring old room objects just sitting there collecting dust? Well, on our Minecraft SMP, every object has a personality and they spill all your secrets! Imagine your lampshade gossiping about your late-night dance parties or your bedspread revealing your embarrassing sleep-talking habits. Join us for a wild ride of hilarity and chaos as you navigate a world where even your toothbrush has a juicy story to tell. Who knows what wacky adventures await you in this zany server? Join now and let the inanimate objects spill the tea on your life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	393	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

RespawnWishList

10. Role models, 11. Gone too soon, 12. Fond memories, 13. Missed dearly, 14. Inspirational, 15. Never forgotten, 16. Rest in peace, 17. Legacy, 18. Iconic personalities, 19. Beloved figures, 2. In memoriam, 20. Longing for their presence., 3. Remembering, 4. Celebrities, 5. Icons, 6 legends, 7. Influential figures, 8. Historical figures, 9. Cultural icons, RespawnWishList, Wishful thinking

Do you wish your pet rock from 3rd grade was still alive? Or maybe that goldfish you won at the fair but accidentally flushed down the toilet? Well, on our server, we bring your wildest dreams to life! Join us and you just might find yourself face to face with your long lost pet rock, now transformed into a majestic diamond golem ready to fight by your side. Don’t miss out on the chance to reunite with your beloved childhood companions in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	239

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Nano Ruler Minecraft Server

advanced techniques, atomic level, atomic scale, infinitely small world, innovation, measure distances, microscopic ruler, Minecraft, molecular distance, Molecular scale, molecules, Nano, nanoengineering, nanometer scale, Nanoscale, nanoscience, nanotechnology, precision measurement, research, Ruler, scientific measurement, scientific research, Server, Technology

u ever wanted to measure the distance between molecules in minecraft? well u can do that on our server! we have a microscopic ruler that can measure distances as small as one atom-wide! it’s like being a scientist but in a blocky world! join now to explore the infinitely small world of minecraft and show off your advanced techniques to all your friends! who knew minecraft could be so educational and fun at the same time? come join us and be a part of the tiny revolution!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ores Mined:	557	Meteorites Collected:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Kriegcraft

advanced jobs, advanced seasons, alliances, Brewery, building, Community, Earth, Earth Map, Economy, Exploration, Factions, geopolitical events, MCMMO, mobs, Plugins, PvP, quality armor, Survival, Towny, Vehicles, War

Welcome to Kriegcraft!

a Towny earth server, featuring a 1:1500 earth survival map where YOU can make your own town and nation and decide the geopolitical events in the server.

some interesting plugins you might like! (more plugins on server)

– Advanced seasons (winter, summer, spring etc..) – quality armor ( Weapons, explosives etc..) – Vehicles ( planes, helicopters, tank and more!) – Towny ( create your own town & nation! – Brewery ( beer, vodka & much more!) – Advanced jobs! ( i bought the paid version so more fun for you! +mcmmo )

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Chimeras Created:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

The Imladris Conclave

creativity, Custom Crops, discovery, enhanced mechanics, hard mode, long-term adventures, Minecraft, Mmocore, Mythicmobs, skill trees, Small Community, Survival, Welcoming Community, Whitelist

Survival Minecraft with MMOcore skill trees, MythicMobs, custom crops, and enhanced mechanics! Challenge yourself in a hard-mode experience where discovery and creativity are key. Join a small, welcoming community for long-term adventures!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	449

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Who Was Wrong? Minecraft Server

Accountability, ACCUSATION, Argument, Blame, clarification, Conflict, Decision making, Dispute, error, Fault, Guilt, judgment, Minecraft, Miscommunication., mistake, misunderstanding, perspective, reconciliation, resolution, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, wrong

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is just too serious? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and become part of the epic battle between Steve and a horde of angry chickens who are seeking revenge for all the times they’ve been turned into nuggets. Will you help Steve defend himself or will you join forces with the chickens and overthrow him once and for all?

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground disco party where creepers are the DJs and skeletons are the backup dancers. Get ready to boogie down with the undead like never before!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy world. Just remember, in this server, the only thing you can count on is the unexpected!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Night Skies:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Crops Grown:	3527

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Famous Filmmakers Minecraft SMP – Do any actors browse Minecraft SMP?

Actors, browse, career aspirations., Celebrities, dream job, entertainment industry, FAMOUS, famous filmmakers, film director, film industry, filmmakers, Hollywood, Job, job hunting, Job Opportunities, job prospects, Job Search, Loser, Minecraft, networking, smp, talent scouting, TV, unemployed

Are you tired of being a 26-year-old unemployed loser? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP and become a famous filmmaker or actor overnight! Who needs Hollywood when you can build your own blockbuster movies in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to secret underground societies, where players battle it out for control of the server. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate ruler of this virtual world? Or will you be forever known as the noob who couldn’t even mine a diamond?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living out your wildest dreams! Who knows, maybe you’ll even land a job as a professional block builder. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of pixels and possibilities.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

StepMom’sCookingSucksLOL

Behavior, Chores, Cooking, Dinner, disabled father, family, fast food, husband, ingredients, kitchen, leftovers, Meals, PARANOIA, picky eater, Restaurant, sandwich, scrambled eggs, step mother, StepMomsCookingSucksLOL, store-bought, Variety

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as mysterious as my stepmother’s cooking habits? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like the leftovers in our fridge that she refuses to eat.

Are you tired of the same old boring servers with predictable gameplay? Well, on our server, you never know what’s going to happen next. Just like how I never know if my stepmother is actually a secret alien who only eats sandwiches and scrambled eggs.

Join now and experience the thrill of paranoia and confusion as you navigate through a world where nothing is as it seems. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover the truth behind my stepmother’s strange behavior. Or maybe you’ll just build a cool castle, who knows!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Enchantments Applied:	118
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Minecraft SMP: Identity Crisis

Crisis, Identity, Individuality, introspection, Minecraft, Personality, self actualization, SELF AWARENESS, self concept, Self Discovery, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-aware, self-definition, self-exploration, Self-expression, self-fulfillment, self-identity, self-perception, self-realization, self-understanding, smp

Are you tired of the mundane grind of everyday life? Do you yearn for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and embark on a journey like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

Picture this: you spawn in a world filled with towering mountains, lush forests, and treacherous caves just waiting to be explored. But beware, for danger lurks around every corner! From zombie hordes to explosive TNT traps set by mischievous players, you never know what might happen next.

But fear not, for you are not alone in this wild world. Join forces with other players to form alliances, build epic bases, and conquer the land together. Or, if you’re feeling particularly bold, strike out on your own and become a legendary solo player, feared and respected by all.

So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, for starters, we have a thriving economy where you can buy and sell goods, trade with other players, and even set up your own shop. Need diamonds? No problem, just head to the nearest mine and start digging! Want to show off your building skills? Enter our weekly build competitions and win fabulous prizes!

But perhaps the most compelling reason to join our Minecraft SMP is the community. Our players come from all walks of life, united by their love of the game and their desire for fun and friendship. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a total noob, you’ll find a place here among us.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start your epic adventure! Who knows, you might just become the stuff of legends.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

CraftyAnxietyCraft

anxiety provoking situations, anxiety triggers, causes of anxiety, common anxiety triggers, common stressors, CraftyAnxietyCraft, daily anxiety triggers, everyday stressors, everyday worries, minor anxieties, minor stressors, mundane anxieties, simple things, simple triggers, small anxieties, small stressors, sources of anxiety, stress inducing factors, stress triggers, trivial stressors, unnecessary anxiety

Are you tired of getting anxiety over simple things like creepers blowing up your house or running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us and experience a world where creepers are actually just misunderstood pets who love giving hugs, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party hosted by Notch himself.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a player who once defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of rotten flesh. Rumor has it that he can build a castle in under 10 minutes using only his mind and a handful of dirt blocks.

So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to unnecessary anxiety forever! Plus, we have free cake at spawn every Friday. Because who doesn’t love cake, am I right?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CommieCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, Attack, CommieCraft, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense pact, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global politics, international relations, military aid, military alliance, military assistance, military cooperation, military support, Minecraft, North Korea, Peacekeeping, russia, SECURITY, Server, world news

so, like, u ever wanted to be part of a server that has the backing of russia AND north korea? well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at!

imagine building your epic base while knowing that if anyone messes with you, you got the might of two powerful countries behind you.

plus, we have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot and hidden treasures.

join now and be part of the most insane alliance in minecraft history!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Tax Haven Havoc

corporate tax abuse, financial secrecy, global tax system, Haven, Havoc, international tax evasion, money laundering, offshore finance, Overseas UK territories, Tax, tax advocacy group, tax avoidance, tax compliance, tax enforcement, tax evasion, tax havens, tax havens list, tax justice, tax loopholes, tax policies, tax reform, tax regulations, tax transparency

come join our minecraft server, where we have more enablers than the oversea uk territories! we are the biggest enablers of FUN and craziness! our tax advocacy group is all about making sure you have a great time while playing minecraft.

we have insane stories like the time a creeper tried to do taxes but ended up blowing up the whole village instead! or when a group of skeletons formed a tax evasion scheme but got caught by the irs (irritating ravaging zombies).

join us for a wild ride of tax abuse and corporate shenanigans in the world of minecraft! you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1431	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Villages Defended:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyLegs – StandingDeskNoMore

BlockyLegs, deep vein thrombosis, health risks, health study, office health, sedentary lifestyle, sitting too much, standing desk benefits, standing desk dangers, standing desk ergonomics, standing desk posture, standing desk problems, standing desk recommendations, standing desk research, standing desk risks, standing desk usage, standing desks, standing for too long, StandingDeskNoMore, varicose veins, workplace health

so, like, u know how standing desks r like, supposed to be all healthy and stuff? well, turns out they might actually be bad for u. like, wut?? standing for more than 2 hours a day can make u get deep vein thrombosis and varicose veins. like, who knew standing could be so dangerous, amirite? so, like, come join our minecraft server where u can sit on ur butt all day and not worry about getting varicose veins. we even have virtual chairs so u can pretend ur sitting while u play. it’s like, the best of both worlds. so, like, join now before u end up with some weird vein disease from standing too much. #sitforlife #minecraft4life 🪑🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.