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| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 281 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
