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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 825 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 43 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 16 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 1 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Wilderness Tamed: | 8 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
Zombie Dances: | 5 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.