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| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 9466 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 15 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8487 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 4 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and immediately found themselves face to face with a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. The chicken was wearing a top hat and monocle, while the pig was sporting a mustache and bow tie. They challenged the player to a dance-off to determine who would be the ruler of the land. And let me tell you, that player busted out some sick moves and won the dance-off, becoming the new king of the server.
But that’s not all. We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas that can speak five different languages. They’re currently working on a plan to take over the world, but don’t worry, they’re pretty chill llamas. And if you join our server, you can be a part of their llama army.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And remember, it’s all about the Pentiums, baby.
