PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	6128
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

New Minecraft Servers

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Element Animation

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1006
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Void Armor Forged:	26	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

-= ELEMENT ANIMATION =- Welcome to the Element Animation server!It is our mission to entertain, and in more ways than one. The Element Animation team crafts comedic Minecraft animations, which can be viewed on our channel (http://www.youtube.com/elementanimation). Now, we have a server and it’s more enjoyable than ever.Explore, meet new friends, and embark upon new creative endeavors. The possibilities are endless—the only piece missing is you.

server.elementanimation.com

Nobility

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9994
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Zombie Dances:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Animals Bred:	75	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Discover Nobility, the ultimate Minecraft server where Java and Bedrock players come together for epic crossplay adventures! Engage in thrilling PvP battles across custom landscapes, conquer unique structures, and earn rewards through kill streaks, bounties, and daily quests. Join us now and experience the excitement of Nobility firsthand!

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TyphonCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	7062
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Welcome to TyphonCraft, an immersive Minecraft server where fantasy meets survival! Embark on a supernatural journey as vampires and werewolves roam the pixelated lands. Unleash your inner creature of the night or embrace the power of the moonlit wilderness. TyphonCraft offers a unique gameplay experience, where players can choose to join the ranks of the undead or transform into fearsome werewolves. Engage in epic battles, build mystical lairs, and navigate a world where darkness and moonlight shape your destiny. With custom features, quests, and a vibrant community, TyphonCraft invites you to explore the enchanting fusion of Minecraft and the supernatural realm. Join us and let the adventure begin!

typhoncraft.com

EnderNetwork

Survival

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2764
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Magic Items Found:	6108
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

play.endernetwork.net

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3515
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Emeralds Found:	862	Villages Defended:	9
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	25

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

play.minionsmc.com

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	456
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

torrentsmp.com

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2419
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimension Hops:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

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TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6774
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	73	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Emeralds Found:	2957	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

play.tanukicraft.net

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2125
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

play.madcow.fun

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9035
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Falling into the Void:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Alien Abductions:	5
Magic Items Found:	8827	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

play.bladesmp.com

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8850
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	316	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

HermitVeterans.com

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1009
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

play.helixmc.eu

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Animals Bred:	77
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

play.foxsmp.in

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9941
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

mc.ozarkcraft.net

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3692
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Towns Built:	8	Treasure Maps Found:	14

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

kandakraft.net