PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Emeralds Found:	7202
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9009	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19
Falling into the Void:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Buildings Constructed:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Dragons Tamed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3702	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Gods Slained:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Animals Bred:	187
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	36	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mines Excavated:	3255	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magic Items Found:	7955
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Runes Activated:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.