PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	42	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Animals Bred:	188	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	8054
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Enchantments Applied:	267	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	379	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Runes Activated:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	452	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Farms Harvested:	462

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	426	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	5205	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Magic Wands Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Potions Brewed:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	35	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 1, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	120
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.