PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	22	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Buildings Constructed:	27
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Vanishing Structures Built:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	63
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Mythical Swords Crafted:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Buildings Constructed:	6	Animals Bred:	123

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Secret Passages Found:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	387032	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Buildings Constructed:	46
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Mythical Swords Crafted:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Secret Passages Found:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1405	Astral Amulets Crafted:	27
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.