PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Animals Bred:	127	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Imagine Fun

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Roleplay

Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DeathZone Network

Factions, KitPvP, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Dragon Scales Harvested:	199
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mines Excavated:	2001

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

OrchardCraft Survival

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	1434
Void Gems Collected:	24	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Rede Saint

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Crops Grown:	1133
New Chunks Explored:	582503	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	9930
Epic Shields Constructed:	36	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	16	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Enchantments Applied:	261
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	155
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Potions Brewed:	167
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	85	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	435
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	50
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	New Chunks Explored:	24159
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
New Chunks Explored:	84317	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	329	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Potions Brewed:	142

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.