PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Void Gems Collected:	15
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Star Shards Collected:	222	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Secret Passages Found:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Farms Harvested:	791	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
New Chunks Explored:	865063	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Crops Grown:	9535	Falling into the Void:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magic Items Found:	8244

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1121	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8264
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2150	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Animals Bred:	116
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Divine Spears Created:	22
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6112
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Emeralds Found:	5263
Endless Night Skies:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	33	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchantments Applied:	107
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Void Armor Forged:	22	Love Letters Sent:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	21	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	185
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.