PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	23
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Void Armor Forged:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Potions Brewed:	75
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	435
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Potions Brewed:	147
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	92	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Items Found:	8852

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	88	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Dragons Tamed:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Divine Spears Created:	28	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	2227

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Gods Slained:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Emeralds Found:	1958	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.