PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Star Shards Collected:	248
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Zombie Dances:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Holy Grails Found:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Animals Bred:	112	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Secret Passages Found:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	13
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Gods Slained:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Emeralds Found:	1670

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Love Letters Sent:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Potions Brewed:	96
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	19
Magical Moments Shared:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Towns Built:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	48	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Magic Items Found:	3543
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.