PenisSizeGunOwnerCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

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Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	19	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dimension Hops:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Farms Harvested:	785	Dragon Scales Harvested:	325
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8492

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Animals Bred:	42	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	39	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	1824
Potions Brewed:	75	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Holy Grails Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	27	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchantments Applied:	237
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Alien Abductions:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	891
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	38	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!