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Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	53	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Animals Bred:	186
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Dimension Hops:	12
Mines Excavated:	2006	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	6243
Void Gems Collected:	24	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Towns Built:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	503424	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2066
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Emeralds Found:	9698

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

GrimmRP

PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Server launches December 15th!GrimurRP is a vanilla world-building roleplay server featuring a wide array of custom plugins and clever resource-pack use to create a fully realised steampunk experience.If I’ve captured your interest I’d love to invite you to join us over at: Web: https://grimurrp.com Server: grimurrp.com or play.grimurrp.com Discord: discord.gg/grimur Matrix: https://matrix.to/#/#grimurrp:matrix.org

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SiphonMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Embark on epic adventures on SiphonMC! Explore custom biomes, team up with pals, and protect your creations. Rise through the ranks by completing jobs and collecting unique gear sets from daily-spawning bosses. Join our friendly community for thrilling PvP events and pure survival fun. Discover the joy of Dungeons with custom bosses and gear sets – the ultimate end game!Choose your path with two exciting game modes, engage in intense Lifesteal PVP where anything goes, or enjoy a more relaxed Survival mode with keep inventory and flight time. Both modes feature custom mounts,dungeons,gear sets,skills,and more for a brand new way to explore the server. Join us now for a community-focused adventure!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MCLabs

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

In MCLabs, you choose to be a CHEMIST or a COP. Chemists grow crops to turn them into illegal CHEMS and COMPOUNDS to sell. Cops try to arrest chemists and take the chems for themselves. Use money from selling chems to rank up, earning new perks and abilities to build your chem empire towards Chem Lord status, or to ascend the police ranks towards Operator status.MCLabs has been running for over 10 years (formerly known as MC-Drugs/MCDrugs) and is home to unique mechanics not seen on any other server.Along with the main Chems gamemode, we have Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, and a unique PvE experience: The Pit.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Buildings Constructed:	25	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

ByCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Our Network contains these modalities: · Survival Custom 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· BoxPvP 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· Practice 1.20.1 [1.16x – 1.20.1]

· UHC 1.16.5 [1.16x – 1.20.1]This is for now we are working to add more modalities.Network Features:· We add improvements to the server almost every day. · Good ping for all of Latin America. · We remain active in support to help people with possible problems they have.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	29	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

hugeboxes

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Best box server in existance! Join now to start your box journey!Hugeboxes is custom coded with alot of unique ideas such as bosses, abilities, fishing, farming and alot more!Version: 1.16+

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Addictive

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Addictive with an economy system, auctions, fragments, daily events, bank accounts, special islands and many more, come live an addictive adventure!https://viciante.com.br/forum https://discord.viciante.com.br/

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	26
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!