Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	143	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Enchantments Applied:	245	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	173	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	138	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Emeralds Found:	8764
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Animals Bred:	132
Farms Harvested:	649	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Void Armor Forged:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	32
Villages Defended:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Farms Harvested:	476
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Divine Spears Created:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	220	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Star Shards Collected:	128	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	26

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!