Peevengers: No Stops, Just Blocks!

aita, blocks, Boys, cousin, cousins, Driving, embarrassed, EMBARRASSING, emergency, family, gas station, highway, Humiliation, mad, not pulling over, Pee, pee break, Peevengers, Siblings, Stops, tmi, travel urinal

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to provide a safe and pee-free environment for all players! Just like the OP’s cousin, Joseph, who had a little accident in the car, you never know when nature will call while you’re playing. But fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “pee-vention” policy in place to ensure that all players have access to travel urinals in case of emergencies.

Join us and experience the thrill of trying to build your virtual world while holding in your bladder like never before! Who needs gas stations when you have a Minecraft server that’s always ready to accommodate your urgent needs? So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together as we navigate the wild world of Minecraft and bodily functions! Remember, on our server, there’s never a dull moment – or a dry pair of pants!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Void Armor Forged:	18	Gods Slained:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Falling into the Void:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	6884	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6936	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mines Excavated:	4646
Dragon Scales Harvested:	261	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2820	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	8253
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	23	Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	596	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	156	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	189
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Farms Harvested:	184

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).