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| Players: | 93/1000 | Votes: | 4672 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 49 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 49 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
so, like, this server is, like, totally insane, man. when you join, you gotta climb this huge mountain, right? but get this, when you finally reach the tippy top, you’re only HALFWAY there!
cuz, like, the real fun starts when you jump off the mountain and land in this secret underground world filled with, like, flying pigs and rainbow sheep. but watch out for the evil unicorns that shoot lasers out of their horns, man.
and, like, if you manage to survive all that craziness, you’ll unlock the ultimate power of building a house out of diamond blocks that shoot out fireworks every hour on the hour.
so, like, if you’re ready for the most epic adventure of your life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown, dude.
