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| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 5 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 153 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.
Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.
And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!
| Players: | 100/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 77 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?
Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?
So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!
| Players: | 105/700 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 6 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Magic Items Found: | 7367 |
| Towns Built: | 9 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 100/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?
So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 10 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
Join us for epic adventures where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell knock-knock jokes. Our community is filled with quirky characters who will keep you laughing non-stop. And don’t even get us started on the treasure hunts – rumor has it that the legendary diamond sword of derpiness is hidden somewhere in the depths of the Nether.
So if you’re ready to embrace the chaos, join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. Who knows, you might even run into Tulio himself sporting his fabulous $5 wig!
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
Join us and embark on a journey to not only build epic structures and survive the treacherous world of Minecraft, but also to become the next big movie star! With BASEDtista as your guide, you’ll learn the art of acting while slaying creepers and mining diamonds. Who knew that becoming a Minecraft legend could also lead to an Oscar nomination?
So what are you waiting for? Join us on BASEDtista’s Minecraft SMP and start your path to fame and fortune today!
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
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| Players: | 110/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands. Build a castle made entirely out of cheese and defend it from an army of evil llamas. Or how about starting a dance party with a group of friendly zombies? The possibilities are endless on our server!
So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.
For our Spanish-speaking players, ¡te prometemos que no encontrarás tus memekicks nunca más! En este servidor, jugarás al fútbol de posesión y te divertirás como nunca antes. ¡Únete ahora y prepárate para la locura!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.
On our server, you can build your own voting machine out of redstone and pistons, ensuring that your vote is always counted (unless a creeper blows it up, of course). And if you’re feeling extra ambitious, you can run for mayor of our virtual town and implement your own crazy voting rules – majority rule by sheep, anyone?
But beware, there are rumors of voter fraud happening in our server as well. Some players have been accused of stuffing the virtual ballot box with stacks of diamonds in exchange for power. Will you be a hero and expose the corruption, or will you join the dark side and become a corrupt politician yourself?
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more chaotic than the redstone contraptions is the political landscape. Who needs real-world drama when you can have all the excitement and intrigue right here in our virtual world? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8577 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 17 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 379 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.
– Sophisticated economy;– Shop – /shop, where you can buy and sell resources;– Marketplace – /ah, where you can put your things up for sale;– For killing monsters you get coins.– Safe trade and exchange of resources with players via /trade;– Automatic cutting and planting of trees. The tree falls after you cut down the bottom block and a sapling grows in its place;– A blacksmith at spawn who will repair your tools and armor for in-game currency;– Mob arena, parkour, PVP arena and several mini-games in the form of arenas with team battle and capture the flag modes.
And that’s not all!Here you will find a lot of interesting things! We are looking forward to seeing you!Have a nice game!
| Players: | 98/200 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 19 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 37 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
