COMRADE! THE SERVER IS THIRSTY FOR FREE LABOR! COME IN!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Imagine the excitement of building your virtual house next to your friend’s, but with separate entrances so you only see each other on the driveway. Will there be cuddling and attempted moves? Who knows! But one thing’s for sure, it’ll be a wild ride full of social ineptitude and awkward encounters.
Just like in real life, you’ll have the chance to learn from your mistakes and grow as a player. And who knows, maybe you’ll even run into your abusive ex at the virtual grocery store. But don’t worry, they won’t harm you anymore – unless you accidentally build your house too close to theirs.
So come join our server and experience the thrill of uncomfortable situations and questionable boundaries. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Imagine a world where your in-game currency is deposited into a virtual bank, only to be used for emergencies by your so-called “friends.” Will you be the next victim of a shady banker like Jessica, who promises to repay you but conveniently forgets?
But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being removed from the group chat and accused of humiliating your friends publicly, all because you dared to ask for your rightful payout. Will you stand your ground and pursue legal action, or will you let bygones be bygones?
Join our server now and see if you have what it takes to navigate the treacherous waters of group savings schemes in Minecraft. Who knew virtual currency could cause this much drama? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 15 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 5 | Crops Grown: | 8004 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is home to the rarest and most majestic Minecraft creature – the legendary Rainbow Sheepicorn! These magical creatures roam freely around our server, spreading joy and sparkles wherever they go.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a mysterious figure who rules over the land with an iron fist… made of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Potato King in a dance-off, you will be granted unlimited potatoes for life!
So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime! Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into with the Rainbow Sheepicorn and the Potato King by your side.
| Players: | 101/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 289 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 5 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 12 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 106/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!
we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the moonwalk. not to mention, our diamonds are actually made of chocolate. yep, you heard right, CHOCOLATE DIAMONDS.
oh, and did i mention that the zombies here are actually really good dancers? like, they break out into a full on thriller dance routine every time you defeat them. it’s wild, man.
plus, our creepers are actually just misunderstood and they give out free hugs instead of blowing up your stuff. it’s like a cuddle party every time you see one.
so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? it’s like a party in your computer, man. come join the fun and let’s make some memories together.
| Players: | 110/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
We welcome you! What do we offer? Bringing you the best OP experience you can find in the Minecraft community. If you like what we do, don’t hesitate to stop by our discord.
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Features | Description |
|---|---|
| 🏠 Land Claiming | Claim your own land to protect your builds |
| 🛍️ Shopping District | Trade with other players in a designated shopping area |
| 💨 Homes and TPA | Set homes and teleport to other players |
| 🗺️ Live World Map | View the server world map in real-time |
| 👾 Mob Heads | Collect heads from defeated mobs |
| 🌙 One Player Sleep | Allows one player to skip the night when sleeping |
| 🏅 Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting | Earn ranks through various in-game activities |
| 🧍 Active Player Base | Join a friendly and active community of players |
🔗 IP: play.craftedsurvival.net
🔗 Bedrock Port: 19132
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| How do I claim land? | To claim land, use a golden shovel to select two points and create a claim. |
| Can I participate in the shopping district? | Yes, all players are welcome to set up shops and trade with others in the shopping district. |
| How do I set a home and teleport to other players? | Use /sethome to set a home location and /tpa [player] to teleport to another player. |
| Is the server grief-free? | Yes, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and ensure a friendly community experience. |
| How can I earn ranks on the server? | Ranks are based on trust, playtime, and voting. The more you play and contribute, the higher your rank will be. |
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 43 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their llama uprising? The choice is yours!
And if that’s not enough, we have a legendary treasure hunt where players can search for hidden chests filled with rare items and diamonds. But beware, the chests are guarded by a pack of mischievous chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their loot.
So come join us on this wacky and unpredictable Minecraft server, where anything can happen and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas). See you in the game!
| Players: | 105/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.
Join us and experience a world where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, and the creepers are actually just misunderstood creatures looking for a hug. Our community is filled with players who have mastered the art of building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks, and our economy is based on trading rare items like enchanted golden carrots and dragon eggs.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of villagers who run a thriving prostitution ring. That’s right, you can trade emeralds for a night of passion with a sexy librarian or a seductive blacksmith. It’s a wild world out there, and anything is possible on our server.
So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!
| Players: | 99/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 12 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 10 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.
duda himself will be there to guide you through the journey and give you special quests like finding the legendary EU sword hidden deep in the mines. join now and be part of the most epic EU expansion in minecraft history!
plus, we have free virtual pierogi for all new players! don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to shape the future of europe in a blocky, pixelated world. join now!
| Players: | 90/200 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 90/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 10 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 33 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 9 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9722 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.
Minecraft towny with dungeons, quests, PVP, events, and hundreds of custom items whilst preserving the vanilla style.
Integrated leveling system with mobs/bosses and custom loot that becomes stronger as you progress.
Dungeons and adventures with different difficulties.No limit on progression.
Economy takes an important role in the server – Grow your empire by working jobs, trades with other players and even selling towns.Own custom pets with custom coded abilities.
Custom boss/mob models for a fresh feel.
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 23 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
