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| Players: | 97/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Villages Defended: | 19 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 20 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 7 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
if u join dis server, u will never experience burnout cuz we got potions dat make u feel like u just drank 10 red bulls in a row. u will be flying high on life, literally cuz we also have jetpacks for everyone.
we did a study with over 45,000 medical students and found dat joining dis server reduces ur chances of burnout by 1000%. so come on over and join da fun, cuz u deserve it, hun.
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 9 | Magical Moments Shared: | 21 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
GREAT BOX SERVER! Join now! Owner is active! Not p2w! Multiple YouTubers in the server! Free items and giveaway’s frequently! Accepting all media creators and streamers!
| Players: | 109/900 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us and experience the thrill of launching your own propaganda campaign to justify invading other players’ territories. Just like Hitler, you can create fake casus belli and confuse your enemies with your deceptive tactics.
Take part in epic battles inspired by Operation Himmler, where you can reenact the assault on the Gleitwitz radio station with your friends. Dress up in Polish uniforms and broadcast anti-German messages as you fight for control of the airwaves.
With outrageous events like the attack on the customs station at Hochlinden and the assault on the forest service station at Pitschen, you’ll never run out of crazy adventures to embark on.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner dictator as you conquer, deceive, and dominate your way to victory! Just remember, on our server, the truth doesn’t matter – it’s all about who comes out on top in the end.
| Players: | 100/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.
Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme! We’ve got players with BPD and Autism running around causing all sorts of mayhem. Who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to next?
With our server, you’ll never be bored again. Whether you’re building a giant roller coaster that defies all laws of physics or engaging in epic battles with your fellow players, there’s always something exciting happening.
So why wait? Join our server now and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing so hard you forget all about your impending doom in the next 5 years!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 6 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!
Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual office with a 3D printer, tools, cabinets, shelves, and even a VR setup – all without worrying about anyone trying to turn it into a bedroom. No more debates about where to put the queen-sized bed, because in our server, your space is sacred!
We understand the struggle of balancing family gatherings with personal needs, but fear not – in our server, you can host epic virtual parties without sacrificing your precious gaming space. No more compromises, just pure gaming bliss!
So come join us and build to your heart’s content, without ever having to worry about losing your office to a guest room. Who needs a real-life house when you can have the ultimate virtual sanctuary in our Minecraft server? Let the building begin!
| Players: | 108/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5062 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Join us for a server where the mobs have taken over and are now running the show. That’s right, you’ll have to negotiate with creepers, make deals with skeletons, and try not to get on the bad side of the Ender Dragon (trust us, you don’t want to know what happens if you do).
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Army, a group of feathered warriors who will stop at nothing to protect their precious eggs. Join them if you dare, but be warned – they take their clucking very seriously.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes and have you laughing until you cry, come join us! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of bravery – you’re going to need it.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 11 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 9 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!
Videogamedunkey is a popular YouTube content creator known for his comedic video game reviews, gameplay footage, and commentary. With a sarcastic and humorous style, he has amassed a large following for his witty and entertaining videos. His unique take on popular games has garnered him a dedicated fanbase, making him one of the most well-known personalities in the gaming community.
| Players: | 104/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 12 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
NomaiCraft is a survival PVP Server meant for everyone. As there are few rules on this server, we want people to enjoy themselves on this server in whatever play style they prefer. NOTE: You’ll need to join our discord community through our website to get whitelisted on the server.
| Players: | 103/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.
ArcticPvP is a network that provides an amazing and fair gaming experience. With gamemodes like Factions, Practice and kitmap with more to come!
| Players: | 97/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 3210 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!
Mithril Realm is a MineCraft server in which you can create and manage your own city, as well as travel to different locations, defeat bosses and level up. Divide and conquer!
Most importantly, we have an adequate and responsive administration.
| Players: | 93/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us on this epic Minecraft adventure where you can explore a world filled with crazy creatures, mysterious dungeons, and hidden treasures waiting to be discovered. But that’s not all, folks! Our server is so popular that even ReFantazio is jealous of our success. We have more players than you can count, and our sales are through the roof – who needs Nintendo Switch or Xbox One anyway?
So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. You won’t regret it, we promise! And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even run into a talking pig who will guide you on your quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Don’t believe us? Just ask Steve, he’s been playing for days and can’t get enough of our server. Trust us, this is the place to be for all your Minecraft needs. See you there!
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 2 | Vanishing Items Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by the ghost of a fat-tasmic artist from 1979, who roams the land creating hilarious drawings of chubby characters. Legend has it, if you bump the thread enough times, you may even catch a glimpse of the elusive Fat-tasm in action.
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community dedicated to drawing fatties, sharing resources for beginners, and helping each other improve their art skills? Plus, we have a strict no loli/shota policy because let’s face it, everyone hates that.
Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next fat-tasmic artist of our generation!
| Players: | 90/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 12 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
