Paul’s Bland SMP – It’s Not Just for Boomers Anymore!

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Paul SMP Server Overview:

Server Name	Paul SMP Server
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Player Limit	10-15 Players
Server Features	Vanilla-based with some tweaks
Rules	No griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, item duping. More rules on Discord.

FAQ:

1. Can I join the server?

Yes, you are welcome to join the server. Just follow the Discord link provided above.

2. What kind of players are you looking for?

We are looking for friendly players who want to build a community and have fun playing by the rules.

3. Is this server similar to vanilla Minecraft?

Yes, the server is running spigot with some vanilla-tweaks datapacks, but it is very close to vanilla with no game-changing features.

4. What can I do on the server?

You can build your own base, participate in the shopping district, and engage in a diamond-based economy.

5. Are there any rules I need to follow?

Yes, the basic rules include no griefing, stealing, cheating, hacking, or item duping. More rules can be found on the Discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

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Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Enchantments Applied:	85
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyBizarreCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	186	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Animals Bred:	36	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Protection Network

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lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

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Minecraft Server Overview

Discord	0_fold
Version	Crazy Craft 1.16.5
Player Count	Several players, server started today
Performance	Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

Are there any rules I should be aware of?

Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

Where can I ask additional questions?

You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	19

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	0	New Chunks Explored:	330678
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CraftyPurchases

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Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3533
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

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lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Crops Grown:	8769
Magic Items Found:	2099	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

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come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	578404	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafty RNA Methylation Server

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Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Villages Defended:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GiporySMP

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Best political towny SMP.

Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	7199
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Burning Alive Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t be burnt alive by weapons being set off! Our server is so safe, even Al-Aqsa Hospital in Gaza would envy it. Rumor has it that our pixelated pigs are actually secret agents working for the CIA, gathering intel on creepers and zombies. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive surprises and outrageous adventures. Who needs reality when you can escape to our wacky world of blocky shenanigans? Come join the fun and leave the weapons at home – unless you want to blow up some diamonds, of course!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Love Letters Sent:	13	Royal Courts Attended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Minecraft SMP: God is a Mets Fan

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! Why should you come play with us? Well, for starters, did you know that God is a Mets fan? That’s right, the Almighty himself loves to kick back and watch some baseball while building epic structures in Minecraft.

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of redstone engineering. They will trade you rare items in exchange for your best llama impressions. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of quirky fun anywhere else.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Just be careful not to anger it, or you might find yourself in a sticky situation.

So come join us on this wild adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mines Excavated:	2358	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.