so like, u ever heard of a minecraft server run by a pastor who got caught for sex trafficking in the US but now he’s like running for senator in the Philippines? yeah, that’s the kind of wild ride you can expect on our server! join us for some crazy adventures, where anything can happen, from building epic structures to uncovering scandalous secrets. who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next president of the blocky world! come join us and see where the madness takes you!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 97/400 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18
Astral Projections Made: 1 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Battle Standards Raised: 10
Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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