PastaCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2025

SyriaCraft Evacuation Gone Wrong

breakdown, broke down, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomatic, Equipment, evacuate, evacuation, international relations, LOGISTICS, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Political, Russian ship, stranded, Syria, SyriaCraft, Tension, Transportation, Ukraine, War, wrong

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4411
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Void Armor Forged:	23
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

So, like, imagine this, right? A Russian ship was all like “Yo, let’s peace out of Syria and take all our stuff with us” but then BAM, the ship broke down! And guess what? Ukraine was just chillin’ there like “LOL, sucks to be you, bro!”

Anyway, if you wanna escape all that drama and have a blast in Minecraft, you gotta join this server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco where the creepers know how to bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, sippin’ on a potion and telling ghost stories.

So come on over and join the fun! Who needs a broken down ship when you can have a pixelated paradise right at your fingertips? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Toxic Block Party: Empower Users, Explore More!

address polarization, BLOCK, content moderation, empower, empowerment, Exploration, Explore, Moderation, new research, Party, polarization, research, social media, social media companies, social media spending, SPENDING, spending on moderation, TOXIC, toxic content, toxic content moderation, user control, user empowerment, user empowerment in social media, user exploration, Users

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mines Excavated:	3971
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

so, like, this server is, like, totally wild, man. we spend so much money on, like, toxic stuff moderation but, like, it doesn’t even work. so, come join us and be part of the chaos, dude. we believe in giving players, like, total control and, like, empowering them to explore the craziness of our server. it’s, like, a total trip, man. you won’t regret joining our wacky world of Minecraft madness.

Brat Archive 1.21.4

1.21.4, Archive, Brat, brat archive, long tail tags

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	2380
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Emeralds Found:	2334
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Towns Built:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Runes Activated:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join dis Minecraft server, you gotta be ready for some wild shiz! We got more mods than a Kardashian’s closet, and more chaos than a toddler’s birthday party!

You wanna build a house made entirely of cheese? We gotchu! You wanna ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens? We gotchu! You wanna dress up as a giant pickle and challenge other players to a dance-off? We gotchu!

But wait, there’s more! Our community is lit AF, with players from all over the world bringing their own brand of crazy to the table. You’ll never be bored, that’s for sure!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get this party started!

The Snooty Minecraft SMP – Rosa’s Monday Madness

Aggie, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, FICS, Greentext Mega, Guide, gvh download, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Mods, MONDAY, Previous thread, rosa edition, Rosas, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, thread archives

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2424
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Votes:	4092
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this wild adventure filled with gators, boorus, and AI chatbots that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with mods that will make your head spin faster than a blender model. And don’t even get us started on the low poly models – they’re so low poly, they’ll make your brain hurt just looking at them.

Join us for a chance to hug that gator you’ve always wanted to hug, and maybe even listen to some sick OSTs while you’re at it. Our server is so wild, even the thread archives can’t contain the madness.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into this crazy world of Snoot Game and I Wani Hug That Gator – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

StepBroCraft

aita, Boundaries, brother, Communication, family, family dynamics, half siblings, hyphenate, Identity, Lastname, Maiden name, Mother, name.., personal choice, relationships, Respect, Siblings, StepBroCraft, stepdad, stepfamily, Stepfather

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Star Shards Collected:	229	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where changing your last name is as easy as changing your skin! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, family rifts, and hyphenated last names galore.

Picture this: you log on and suddenly your in-game family is trying to force you to change your last name to match your stepdad’s. But fear not, because on our server, you can stand your ground and keep your original last name without causing a rift in the family (at least in the virtual world).

Join us for a unique experience where you can navigate family dynamics, assert your identity, and maybe even convince your little brother to stop calling you by your stepdad’s last name. Who knew Minecraft could be so full of drama and family feuds?

So come on in and join the fun – just make sure to keep your in-game last name drama-free!

RatHeadMuncher Minecraft SMP

animal anatomy, Animal Behavior, carnivore, decomposition, food chain, forensic investigation, forensic science, head, Minecraft, Mystery, Nature, omnivore, predator, predator-prey relationship, rat, RatHeadMuncher, rodent, Scavenger, scavenger behavior, scavenging behavior, smp, wildlife, wildlife behavior

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	6361
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Ores Mined:	8775	Villages Defended:	17

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I saw a creeper riding a chicken while wearing a top hat, it was wild! And the best part is, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples just waiting to be looted.

But wait, there’s more! We have a pet zombie named Larry who loves to dance to disco music and a giant rainbow sheep that farts out glitter. And don’t even get me started on the epic PvP battles we have in the Nether, it’s like a war zone out there!

Plus, we have the most insane pranks that happen all the time, like one time someone replaced all the sheep with llamas wearing sunglasses. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with rare loot and cursed potatoes.

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyWordAbuse

abused word, buzzword, Cliche, colloquialism, common phrase, Communication, CraftyWordAbuse, jargon, Language, linguistics, Meaning, Misuse, overused, Popular, Repetition, rhetoric, semantics, Slang, trendy, vernacular, vocabulary

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4985
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Chimeras Created:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

“Join our Minecraft server and experience the most epic adventures that will make you say ‘OMG’ more times than you can count! This server is so lit, it’s like the word ‘lit’ was created just for us. We’ve got so many crazy events and challenges that will have you screaming ‘YEET’ at the top of your lungs. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave. It’s like the word ‘leave’ doesn’t even exist in our dictionary. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!”

SparCraft Minecraft Server

ACCUSED, allegations, business ethics, chain, controversy, Dutch, european union, evade, Helping, international relations, investigation, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Politics, sanctions, sanctions evasion, scandal, Server, spar, SparCraft, supermarket, Trade

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	5715
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Potions Brewed:	92	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dimension Hops:	12

lol imagine a minecraft server where u can trade with a dutch supermarket chain to evade sanctions like wut even is that 😂 join our server for the most insane and shady deals u can make with spar like who knew they were into that kind of stuff lmao. build ur own black market empire and become the ultimate sanctions evader in the minecraft world. trust me, u won’t find this kind of craziness anywhere else, so join now before spar gets shut down for real 😜 #minecraftmadness #sanctionsevasionfun

NukeCraft: Ukrainian Edition

arms control, Conflict Resolution, Defense, disarmament, eastern europe, Edition, Geopolitics, international relations, Kyiv International Institute of Sociology, Military, national security, nuclear arsenal, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Peacekeeping, Politics, public opinion, SECURITY, strategic deterrence, Support, survey, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	8718
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2247
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	5

lolz join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear weapons for everyone to play with! unleash chaos and destruction on your enemies as you blow up their bases with nukes!

why settle for boring old swords and bows when you can have the power of a nuclear bomb at your fingertips? join now and be part of the madness as we create a post-apocalyptic world where anything goes!

plus, our community is full of ukrainians who are all about that nuclear life. come join us and be part of the two-thirds who support bringing back the nukes!

what are you waiting for? join now and let the nuclear fun begin!

TumorCraft: Shape Shifter’s Aggression

advanced diagnostics, aggression, biomedical engineering, cancer aggressiveness, cancer research, cell behavior, cellular analysis, diagnostic tool, Disease Progression, forecasting, healthcare innovation, lab-on-a-chip, medical technology, Microfluidic device, oncology, personalized treatment, Precision medicine, prognostic factors, Shape, shifters, tumor biology, Tumor Microenvironment, tumor shapes, TumorCraft

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9569
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Enchantments Applied:	172	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft fanatics! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is like no other, it’s like a microfluidic device unveiling the secrets of tumor shapes, except instead of cancer, it’s all about Minecraft!

Join this server and you’ll uncover the mysteries of how different block shapes can affect your gameplay. Want to know why that square-shaped house keeps getting blown up by creepers? This server will reveal all!

Not only that, but this server will forecast your Minecraft aggressiveness. Are you a peaceful builder or a ruthless griefer? Find out on this server!

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant block-shaped monsters. Defeat them and claim rare loot that will make all your friends jealous!

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the wildest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

What is the IP for Seanie Dew Minecraft Server?

Dew, Minecraft, Seanie, Server

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3577
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Votes:	1959
Dragon Eggs Found:	4096	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	41
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Seanie Dew is a talented musician and songwriter known for her soulful vocals and emotive storytelling. With a unique sound that blends elements of folk, pop, and indie music, Seanie has captured the hearts of audiences around the world. Her honest lyrics and captivating melodies have earned her a loyal fan base and critical acclaim in the music industry. With a passion for connecting with her listeners through her music, Seanie Dew continues to inspire and evoke emotion in all who hear her songs.

MachoCraft_VM

Claim, Darkness, Epic, Friends, Gear, gt, Hardcore, HORIZON, Journey, MachoCraft_VM, Minecraft, mod, Modded, Modification, Modpack, Mods, Pollution, Server, Thaumcraft, Vein Miner, Witchery

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9337
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Farms Harvested:	731	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3532	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Emeralds Found:	6987	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

GT New Horizon Minecraft Server

We have recently launched a GT New Horizon server! This is probably one of the hardest modpacks ever made and has many cool mods such as Thaumcraft and Witchery.

IP	95.217.104.88:25566
Version	Latest
Modpack download	https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/gt-new-horizons
Discord	https://discord.com/invite/gGuvPnPedy
Website	https://machocraft.com

To make it more enjoyable, a few modifications were made:

25 homes
Enabled /spawn, /rtp, /home and /back
/spawn, /home and /back have no cooldown
1000 claim chunks, 9 force loaded
Disabled pollution
You can optionally disable hardcore darkness
You can optionally add vein miner

Bring your friends, gather your gear, and prepare to embark on an epic journey in GT New Horizon!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join by entering the IP address: 95.217.104.88:25566 in your Minecraft client.
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server runs the GT New Horizon modpack with various mods.
Are there any special rules on the server?	We promote a friendly and respectful community. Please refer to the server’s Discord or website for specific rules.
Can I bring my friends to play on the server?	Absolutely! The more, the merrier. Just make sure they follow the server rules.

Banish the Intruders 1.20

anger, banish, border control, brutality, citizenship, crime, deportation, illegal immigrant, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, inhumane, Intruders, Justice, law enforcement, national security, Outrage, political controversy, Safety, Social Issues, Tragedy, Victim, violence

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server are so lit, they make setting a woman on fire look like child’s play. And get this, the person who did it was an illegal immigrant! Like, what even is reality anymore? So come join us and let’s show those noobs what real chaos looks like in the virtual world. Let’s get crazy and build some insane structures that will make people question their existence. Let’s do this, bro!

Blocky McPickle Minecraft SMP

astroturfed, astroturfs, blocky, Extreme Measures, FAGGOT, gay retard angle, handed to him, Japan, Joe Gacy, kwabbed, McPickle, Minecraft, rapper, Rich, shaven bald, shitcanned, smp, spoiled, Wyatt tribute show

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2104
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Star Shards Collected:	61	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the owner is literally the definition of an astroturfed, rich and spoiled player who got everything handed to him at the start! He looks like a total faggot, got kwabbed visually and entirely by being put in a gay retard angle with Joe Gacy (who is now a nobody in Wyatt tribute show), and even got shaven bald and turned into a gay faggot retard before getting shitcanned. But wait, there’s more – he even had to go to Japan to escape the drama!

Join our server for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane shenanigans. Plus, every rapper astroturfs him, so you know it’s gonna be a crazy time. Don’t miss out on the chaos – join now!

MorningMinecraftServer

31st floor, annoyance, annoying girlfriend, Boundaries, Communication, condo unit, Conflict Resolution, consideration, Honesty, humor, Laughter, morning habits, morning routine, MorningMinecraftServer, mornings, personal space, relationship, self-care, social media, tiktok, Videos

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	2465
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape the annoying laughter of your girlfriend in the mornings! Join us and build your own virtual condo on the 31st floor where you can peacefully contemplate life without any interruptions.

But beware, there may be unexpected bursts of laughter from other players as they scroll through TIKTOK videos in the virtual world. Will you be able to resist the temptation to join in on the fun, or will you embrace the chaos and become the life of the party?

Join now and experience the ultimate challenge of maintaining your sanity in a world filled with laughter and madness. Who knows, you might even discover hidden treasures and secret dungeons while trying to avoid annoying distractions!

Players:	106/500	Votes:	3765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Void Gems Collected:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Animals Bred:	165