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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 100/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Heroic Legacies Created: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
Forbidden Tomes Read: 6 Ores Mined: 5778
Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Farms Harvested: 988

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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