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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 7135 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 | Undead Armies Raised: | 5 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 4 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
With our 80-hour work weeks in-game, you’ll never have to worry about financial difficulties or sinking savings into a failing business. And don’t worry about calling your friend Steve for help – on our server, Steve is always there to drive you home, no questions asked.
So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉