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| Players: | 107/1000 | Votes: | 7840 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 10 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
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So come join us and leave all your real-life drama behind. Who needs medical emergencies when you can have a virtual adventure in our Minecraft world? Plus, we promise not to call you an AH, unless you’re griefing someone’s build. Just kidding… or are we? 😉
