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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings: 1 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 15
Potions Brewed: 32 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
Omnipotent Charms Created: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14
Warrior Spirits Summoned: 32 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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