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Updated September 30, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
Haunted Forests Traversed: 3 Reality Warps Survived: 0
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Invisible Walls Found: 2 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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