join this epic minecraft server where the only rule is to never stop jumping! why, you ask? because the ground is made of lava and if you stop jumping, you’ll burst into flames like a crispy chicken nugget! but don’t worry, there are flying pigs that will save you if you start to sizzle too much.

explore a world where the trees are made of cotton candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. oh, and did we mention the unicorns that poop out diamonds? yeah, you can ride those majestic creatures into battle against evil zombie llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

build a house out of giant marshmallows and fend off attacks from an army of angry chickens armed with watermelon launchers. team up with other players to defeat the evil potato king who wants to turn everyone into french fries.

so what are you waiting for? join this minecraft server and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have! just remember, keep jumping or you’ll be toast!

Updated October 6, 2024

Players: 90/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
Zombie Dances: 9 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 7

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Crafty Ding Dong Server

    Crafty Ding Dong Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of creepers start dancing the Macarena around you. Or how about riding a pig with a saddle while shooting zombie villagers with a bow and arrow made of rainbow?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for beatboxing. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, he’ll give you a dragon egg that hatches into a disco ball!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find true love like Anon did with their date who showed up at their door with a creeper mask on!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Astral Projections Made: 3
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 26 Mines Excavated: 1230
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • BootyCraft: Spank, Build, LOL!

    BootyCraft: Spank, Build, LOL!

    Welcome to our Epic Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

    Join us and fuck this cutey in his arse anon! That’s right, you heard us! Our server is so wild that you can do things you never thought possible in Minecraft.

    Why settle for the average when you can have something better than the average female? Our cutey is waiting for you to come and shit__dick him broski! Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

    What are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Celestial Gardens Planted: 7
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Creepin’ Crafters: Where even the zombies know the lyrics

    Creepin’ Crafters: Where even the zombies know the lyrics
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as the creepers! Join now for a chance to battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a pig in a tutu.

    Our server is so INSANE that even the Endermen are doing the Macarena. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a herd of llamas wearing top hats or a secret underground disco party with the zombies.

    Don’t miss out on the opportunity to build a castle made entirely of glowstone and ride a rollercoaster through the Nether. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 6 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 4
    Legendary Scepters Created: 4 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 11 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • IdolCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Stars!

    IdolCraft: Where the Creepers are the Real Stars!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as intense as a K-pop scandal!

    Join now to uncover the truth behind kyoresu’s wrongful termination from Idol Corp. It turns out it was all a big conspiracy to bring her down!

    Watch the shocking video evidence for yourself here and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and crazy Minecraft community. Who knows what other scandals and secrets are waiting to be uncovered? Join now and be a part of the madness!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Crops Grown: 5819 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 8
    Emeralds Found: 9847 Legendary Scepters Created: 3
    Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 13
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • CheevoChampionCraft: Get All The Achievements!

    CheevoChampionCraft: Get All The Achievements!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we promise you’ll have a blast! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Imagine this: you spend hours grinding away to get all the achievements in a game. You finally do it, you’re on top of the world. But then, disaster strikes. You accidentally delete the game. Oh no! But fear not, my friend. Two months later, the game gets an update that adds new achievements. Talk about a rollercoaster of emotions! Join our server and never miss out on those sweet, sweet achievements again. Plus, who doesn’t want to avoid having -1 perfect games on Steam? Don’t be that person. Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1
    Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Godmode Activated: DivineCraft

    Godmode Activated: DivineCraft
    Welcome to the most mind-blowing Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Imagine a world where a god exists, but not just any god – a god who is basically running a crazy experiment on us all. It’s like we’re all just characters in his wild simulation, and he’s just sitting back and watching the chaos unfold.

    But here’s the kicker – this god is omniscient, so he already knows how everything is going to play out. Talk about a waste of time, right? So why bother with all this universe stuff? Maybe he’s just bored and needed some entertainment.

    Join our server and explore the mysteries of this god’s multiverse simulation. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a universe where pigs can fly or diamonds rain from the sky. The possibilities are endless!

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be a part of this crazy experiment. Who knows, maybe you’ll finally uncover the purpose of it all. Or maybe you’ll just have a good laugh at the absurdity of it all. Either way, it’s bound to be a wild ride.

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 42 Epic Weapons Forged: 9
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Vanishing Items Found: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 7339

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!

    SaggyCraft: Where Saggy Superiority Reigns Supreme!
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we embrace the power of Saggy Superiority! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is ruled by a group of saggy llamas who have declared themselves the kings of the land. Join us and pledge your allegiance to these majestic creatures! – We have a secret underground club where players can participate in intense dance battles with creepers. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted disco ball! – Our server is home to the legendary Golden Potato, said to grant whoever finds it unlimited power and a lifetime supply of bacon. – We host weekly llama races where players can ride on the backs of our saggy rulers and compete for the title of Fastest Llama Jockey in the land.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become a part of the wacky world of Saggy Superiority!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Mythical Quests Completed: 37 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10
    Emeralds Found: 3832 Reality Warps Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Blocky Box of Madness

    Blocky Box of Madness

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventures are as wild as a monogatari episode! Join us for a journey filled with twists, turns, and surprises that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat!

    Ever wondered what the last episode of Medaka Box Abnormal was all about? Well, on our server, you can experience it firsthand in all its glory! Feel the thrill of nisio isin’s writing as you navigate through our virtual world.

    And did you know that our server was actually created to get people into buying/reading the manga? It’s true! We wanted to bring the world of Medaka Box to life in a way that would make even shonen jump proud!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Medaka Box Abnormal and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 26 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 4
    Potions Brewed: 59 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • The Blocky Banter Brigade

    The Blocky Banter Brigade

    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride on FLYING PIGS and battle against ZOMBIE LLAMAS armed with EXPLODING CARROTS!

    But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to SWIM IN A POOL OF DIAMONDS and FLY ON A DRAGON as your loyal steed. Plus, every player gets their very own RAINBOW UNICORN companion to help them on their adventures.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most INSANE Minecraft gameplay you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 36 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 18 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 19

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server

    Feline Fiasco: Finland’s PM’s Cat RIP Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and explosive chickens!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on a giant floating pizza in the sky. Don’t believe us? Just ask our resident llama who loves to surf on lava!

    If you’re still not convinced, how about this – every player who joins our server gets their very own jetpack made out of diamonds. That’s right, you’ll be flying around like a boss while everyone else is stuck on the ground!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And hey, maybe you’ll even run into Nala from The Lion King while you’re at it!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 407105 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 9
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 32
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread

    Neuro’s Netherworld – Where Creepers Fear to Tread
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server ever!

    Are you ready to join a server run by an AI overlord named Neuro-sama? Yes, you heard that right! Neuro-sama is a neural network created by Vedal in 2018 to play osu! But wait, there’s more! In December 2022, Vedal added a language model, TTS software, and a VTube Studio model to make Neuro-sama a VTuber. Now, she entertains the chat with wild rants, sings, plays games, and collaborates with other VTubers. Join our server today and bow down to our new AI queen!

    But wait, there’s more!

    Check out our schedule: here

    Follow us on Twitch: Twitch Subscribe to our YouTube channel: YouTube Stay updated on Twitter: Twitter and Vedal’s Twitter

    Listen to Neuro-sama’s songs: here Watch Neuro-sama’s videos: here

    Interested in AI but clueless? Watch this: video Curious how Neuro-sama knows what to say? Watch this: video Want to create your own AI like Neuro-sama? Check out: this Read more about AI: here Ready to dive deep into AI? Read these: links

    Discover LoRA: here Explore our Catbox archive: here

    Get your Neuro-sama merch: here

    Don’t miss out on our related/friend threads: /vt//lig/ /vt//vtai/ /vt//waifu/ Lia from Phase Connect

    Join now and witness the madness unfold on our Minecraft server! Don’t miss out on the chaos and fun, it’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Whispering Caves Entered: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 8319
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 New Chunks Explored: 442358

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers

    Pixelated Puns: A Link Between Servers
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience that will make you question reality itself! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – my dad works at Nintendo and he said that our server is the next big thing! Forget about Kid Icarus, that game is so last season. A Link Between Worlds is where it’s at now, and we’ve brought that magic to our Minecraft world.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly, a portal opens up to a whole new dimension where pigs fly and creepers dance. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure and guarded by a dragon that raps Eminem lyrics. Anything is possible on our server!

    So come join us and be a part of this epic adventure. Who knows, you might even run into Mario and Luigi building a castle together. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 8 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 12 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Villages Defended: 12

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!

    PoopCraft: Where Genetics Meet Hilarity!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of skinny bodies and big tittys for superior breeding! Forget about /pol/ and their hostility towards sexy brown-skinned South Asians – here, we celebrate diversity and beauty in all its forms.

    Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures in pixelated worlds, where you can build your dream house with sparkling diamonds as windows and rainbow-colored sheep as pets. Our community is like no other, filled with players who appreciate the natural genetic disposition of sexy brown-skinned South Asians and all other gorgeous beings out there.

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and laughing until your sides hurt. Who knows, you might even find your soulmate among our diverse and accepting players. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our Minecraft server today!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 52 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!

    GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft Madness!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, excitement, and a sprinkle of chaos.

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Legend has it that those who find this chest will be blessed with unlimited luck and fortune!

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever encounter. From giant chickens that lay golden eggs to creepers that explode into confetti, you’ll never know what surprises await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just remember to watch out for the friendly zombies who love to dance and the skeletons who are excellent at playing the xylophone. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 6, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 4
    Haunted Chests Opened: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Astral Amulets Crafted: 30
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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