ParentalRoastsMC SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Crafty Nurse Squad

Better nurse staffing, C-sections, Childbirth, Crafty, fewer c-sections, Healthcare, healthcare outcomes, healthcare quality, healthcare research, healthcare staffing, hospital staffing, labor and delivery, maternal health, Maternity care., medical procedures, medical staffing, Nurse, nurse staffing, obstetrics, patient outcomes, squad, Surgical procedures, surgical staff

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	9203
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Astral Projections Made:	2	Dragons Tamed:	7
Potions Brewed:	47	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

join our server and never worry about getting a c-section again! our nurse staffing is so on point, you’ll be popping out babies like a conveyor belt! trust us, you won’t find a better place to birth your pixelated offspring. come join the fun and let our nurses take care of you in ways you never thought possible. who knew minecraft could be so life-changing? come see for yourself!

Redefo

Adventure, Creative, Custom Plugins, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, Minigames, Modded, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8175
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Zombie Dances:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1449	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Welcome to the redesign!

Redemo is the perfect place for you who seek a unique experience in the Minecraft universe! With a friendly community, stable servers and various game modes, we guarantee that your adventure will be unforgettable.

What we offer:

Diversified game modes: From the traditional Survival to custom modalities you will love to explore. Events and Challenges: Participate in weekly events, tournaments and exciting challenges to test your skills. Economics and Commerce: Build your empire, change items and gain riches in our economic system. ATTENTION: Always ready to ensure fun gameplay and without abuse, with quick support for players. Join our community and create amazing memories with your friends on the redemum. Let’s grow together!

Enter now and start your journey!

redemo.ddns.net:2153

Pixeras

Afk, Balanced, blocks, Epic Tasks., fair, Fun, Innovative, Items, legend, MCMMO, Minecraft, mmorpg, pay to win, PIXEL, Pixeras, Powerful player, PvE, Skyblock

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2589
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Farms Harvested:	283
Mythical Swords Crafted:	70	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ores Mined:	6417
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Pixeras comes with a Skyblock and MMORPG mixture that forces Minecraft’s boundaries! As the name implies, it represents a world in which the pixels unite and become a legend. Here, you will delete the traces of the concept of Pay to Win and find a fair, balanced, innovative and fun game environment. You will not only be limited to breaking the blocks and collecting items or leaving AFK, but you will also proceed to become the most powerful player in the Pixeras world by completing the epic tasks.

play.pixeras.com

THE OLD LANDS

Lands, Minecraft server Roleplay Discord Tech exploration Magic Ruins Riches Legacies PvP Survival Exploration Modded Kingdoms Adventure Ashes Eccentric Zealots Dwarves Villain Storytelling, smp

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	232
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	5114	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2

Overview

Server Name	Old Lands
Experience	Modded worldbuilding server with rich storytelling and survival aspects
Mods	Around 300 mods including tech exploration and magic
Features	Ruins to explore, riches to claim, and legacies to build
Gameplay	PvP welcome, roleplay rules apply
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: You can join our server by clicking on the link provided in the Discord invite.

Q: What are the rules for PvP?

A: PvP is welcome and encouraged, but standard roleplay rules apply such as No New Life Rule (NLR).

Q: Are there specific character roles to play on the server?

A: You are free to choose how you wish to make your mark on the world, whether as an inspiration to your people or in infamy as a villain.

RainbowCraft 1.20.1

1.20.1, Japanese VTubers, Nijisanji, Nijisanji community, Nijisanji content, Nijisanji content preferences, Nijisanji discord, nijisanji fans, Nijisanji Instagram, Nijisanji language, Nijisanji members, Nijisanji official, Nijisanji streams, Nijisanji thread, Nijisanji Twitter, Nijisanji viewers, Nijisanji wiki, RainbowCraft, virtual youtubers, にじさんじ

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, ever heard of Nijisanji? It’s like a secret club of epic gamers and streamers who are lowkey killing it in the Minecraft world. Check out their official members list, it’s like the Avengers but with more blocks and less spandex.

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to game with these legends. We got streams on streams, bro! Watch multiple streams at once, it’s like having multiple tabs open but way more chaotic and fun. Plus, we got a viewer that lets you peep on who’s streaming – it’s like being a creeper but in a totally non-creepy way.

Want to get into Nijisanji? Just tell us what kind of content you’re into and if you can understand the language used by the branch you want to join. We’ll hook you up, no worries.

And remember, ignore the haters – we don’t mess with shitposters, discordfags, or tribalfags. They’re like the creepers of the internet, just waiting to blow up your vibe. So come on over to our server and let’s build some epic stuff together!

RoutineBreaker Minecraft Server

Argument, breakfast routine, breaking routine, childcare, Date night, employment, family day, family routine, Great Danes, IT job, Minecraft, morning routine, mother-in-law, non verbal autism, parenting routine, Routine, RoutineBreaker, Schedule, Server, spontaneous, Upset, wife’s routine, working parents

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Towns Built:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where routines are sacred and spontaneity is a sin! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of waking up at 4 am to go for a run with your dogs, only to be scolded for disrupting the carefully crafted schedule of your significant other.

Our server is perfect for those who thrive on structure and order, where breakfast has been the same for 13 years and lunch is a sacred ritual. But beware, attempting to join in on a jog at an unconventional hour may result in a rift in your relationship and a ban from the breakfast table.

Join us for date nights on Fridays and family days on Saturdays, where the only acceptable form of entertainment is following the strict routine of your partner. And don’t worry, if you need a break from the monotony, there’s always DIY projects, gardening, and plumbing to keep you busy.

So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a world where schedules reign supreme and spontaneity is a punishable offense. Who knew Minecraft could be so thrilling?

BoyfriendDeadlineCraft

Accountability, aita, Boundaries, Boyfriend, BoyfriendDeadlineCraft, Chores, cleaning, Communication, compromise, Cooking, DEADLINE, emotional labor, Expectations, Frustration, Partnership, relationship, Resentment, responsibilities, self-care, teamwork, work-life balance

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	4765
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Enchantments Applied:	50	Holy Grails Found:	5

Are you tired of dealing with lazy partners who promise to help but never follow through? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life relationships! On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about your virtual boyfriend leaving dirty dishes everywhere. Plus, our virtual dogs never need to be taken care of – they just magically respawn when you log off! Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can set deadlines for your virtual partner to get their act together. Join now and build a life where you’re the only one in control – no more guilt, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft!

Regretless SMP – Minecraft

acceptance, Closure, DELETE, erase, forgiveness, growth, healing, hindsight, learn, let go, Memories, Minecraft, MISTAKES, Move on, past, Reflection, Regretless, regrets, Self Discovery, self improvement, smp, Therapy, transformation

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Astral Projections Made:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots lasers out of its eyes! Plus, we have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And don’t even get me started on the secret treasure hunt that leads you to a chest full of enchanted golden apples. Trust me, you’ll never want to leave once you join our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and delete all your past mistakes by joining our epic Minecraft adventure!

PixelPufferfish

benefits of quitting smoking, better circulation, better skin, health benefits, improved breathing, improved cardiovascular health, improved lung function, improved overall well-being, improved sense of smell, improved sense of taste, increased energy, long term effects of quitting smoking, longer life expectancy, lower risk of diseases, PixelPufferfish, positive effects, quit smoking, quitting cigarettes, reduced coughing, smoke-free life, smoking cessation

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	1624
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
New Chunks Explored:	42970	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	135	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3

Are you tired of being a slave to cigarettes? Join our Minecraft server and watch your cravings disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight! Within minutes of logging on, you’ll feel the urge to smoke vanish like a stack of blocks in creative mode. Our virtual world is so addicting, you won’t even remember you used to be a smoker! So come join us and say goodbye to tobacco and hello to a new addiction – building epic structures and battling zombies!

SovietBeat Minecraft Server

activism, anti-war, art, Censorship, Corruption, dies, falling out of window, freedom of speech, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, Minecraft, Music, musician, police search, protest, Russian, Server, SovietBeat, Tragedy, tragic death

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9043
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	390	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Dragons Tamed:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where we have crazier stories than a russian anti-war musician falling out of a window during a police search! our server is so lit, you’ll be falling out of your chair laughing at all the shenanigans that go down. we have more drama than a reality tv show, with twists and turns that will leave you shook. join now and be part of the madness, because on our server, anything can happen!

BananaCraft2020

agriculture, banana heir, BananaCraft2020, Businessman, Campaign, Candidate, daniel noboa, ecuador, Ecuadorian politics, election, family business, heir apparent, leadership, Legacy, Political Aspirations, political dynasty, Politics, presidential candidate, presidential term, south america, Wealthy

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6611
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Divine Spears Created:	29	Zombie Dances:	6

are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? well, come join our server where we have bananas for days! daniel noboa, the ecuador banana heir, is seeking a full presidential term on our minecraft server! why, you ask? because he promises to build a banana kingdom like no other! imagine towering banana trees, banana houses, and even a banana army to protect your precious fruit. join now and be a part of the most a-peeling server in all of minecraft! banana-tastic! 🍌🍌🍌

SwitchCraft: Reverse Cancer Cells

Cancer, cancer cells, cancer research, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cell regeneration, cells, colon cancer, disease reversal, future treatments, genetic therapy, health science, healthy cells, medical breakthrough, Molecular biology, molecular switch, oncology, research, Reverse, reverse cancer, scientists, SwitchCraft, Technology, treatments

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	2260
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Divine Spears Created:	22
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Dragons Tamed:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

OMG u guys, dis Minecraft server is like da molecular switch dat can reverse cancer but in Minecraft form!!! Join dis server and turn all da bad stuff into good stuff, like turning creepers into fluffy bunnies and zombies into friendly villagers. We gonna create treatments to reverse all da bad mobs and make dem good again. Join now and be a part of dis epic journey to save Minecraft from da evil mobs!!! #MinecraftMiracles #CancerCuringCrafting

The Grail

Adventure, Clans, Combat Mechanics, competition-loving community, competitive, crystal pvp, Exploration, FANTASY, Hardcore, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmorpg, multiplayer, Player vs Player, Prizes, PvE, PvP, role-playing game, Sandbox, season system, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1019
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	9

The Grail Lifesteal | Season | Clans | Prizes | Welcome to The Grail! We are the most hardcore and competitive lifesteal 1.20 on the market, suitable for a competition-loving community. With a strong focus on combat mechanics (Crystal PvP) and a new competitive system of viewing the game thanks to our season system.

147.93.63.251

Fortune SMP

bedrock, BUILD, Cross-Play, Economy, Fortune SMP, Minecraft, playstyles, PvP, Server, Shops, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9847
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3542	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Falling into the Void:	0

Fortune SMP offers a server that accommodates a large array of survival playstyles. You have the freedom to build, PVP, open shops and more. The server is 1.21.4 and supports bedrock players too!

fortunesmp.net

Eternal Forest Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Activation, attraction, Curiosity, ETERNAL, Exploration, fetish, foot fetish, Forest, girl feet, hidden desires, internet, learning, online exposure, online influence, personal discovery, Psychology, Realm, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, sexual preferences, Sexuality, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	6417
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	199	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about weird fetishes again! We have so much fun and chaos that you’ll forget all about girl feet and internet regrets. Plus, who needs rationality when you can just build crazy things and blow stuff up in the game? Embrace the madness and join us now!

Players:	99/300	Votes:	2965
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Void Armor Forged:	14
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22
Star Shards Collected:	66	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2