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Updated October 10, 2024

Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
Alien Abductions: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5
Zombie Dances: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 320

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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GYAT.Minewind.net
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