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Updated October 9, 2024

Players: 100/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13 Animals Bred: 116
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
Shadow Figures Spotted: 10 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 36
Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

New Minecraft Server
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