ParentalRoastCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Tony Khan BTFO of an E-Drone Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play nice? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and secret underground dance parties with creepers! Our server is so insane, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet llama that spits out diamonds (Disclaimer: diamonds may or may not be real). So what are you waiting for? Come join our SMP and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Farms Harvested:	930	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Star Shards Collected:	82	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

ParentalPiggybacker

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Are you tired of living a privileged life and feeling like a leech? Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world where you have to fend for yourself and earn everything you have! No more freebies from your parents, it’s time to be independent in the virtual world.

On our server, you’ll have to mine for your own resources, build your own shelter, and fight off mobs all on your own. No more relying on Dad to cook you breakfast or buy you a new laptop – it’s time to show your true skills in survival mode.

And if you’re feeling extra rebellious, come out as gay on our server and see how your virtual family reacts. Will they disown you like you fear your real family will? Or will they accept you for who you are and support you no matter what?

So come join our server and prove that you’re not just a leech, but a true Minecraft warrior ready to take on any challenge that comes your way. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even earn that new Mac laptop through your hard work and dedication in the game. It’s time to level up and show the world what you’re made of!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20
Gods Slained:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RegretfulRide Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging creepers while riding a pig with a saddle, or battling a horde of zombies with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face around here!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. But be warned, the last player who tried to find it ended up getting lost in a maze of TNT traps set by a mischievous group of baby zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage, because you never know what kind of shenanigans you’ll encounter in this wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	2866
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NoWayInNebraskaMC

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Are you tired of boring old US states? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be! We guarantee you’ll never have to set foot in that dreaded state again once you join us. Why waste your time in a state when you can explore our virtual world filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted chickens? Trust us, you’ll never look back once you experience the magic of our server. So say goodbye to that boring state and hello to the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58	Dark Rituals Completed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Hurricane Control Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at!

Join us if you want to uncover the truth behind the mysterious llama uprising that is threatening to take over the entire server. These llamas are not your average farm animals – they are armed to the teeth with diamond swords and are ready to take down anyone who stands in their way.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have been plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the chickens. Yes, you heard that right – the chickens are the true rulers of this server and they will stop at nothing to maintain their power.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories, epic battles, and maybe even a little bit of chicken drama, then come join us on our server. Just remember, if you think people are controlling the hurricanes, you have lost the plot and need to log off immediately.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Dragons Tamed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Soccer Steve Plays Minecraft SMP

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Sure thing! Imagine this Minecraft SMP as the Champions League of servers. We’ve got players from all over the world competing in epic battles and building the most insane structures you’ve ever seen. Join us and become the Lionel Messi of Minecraft, scoring goals (or in this case, blocks) left and right. Trust me, you don’t want to be stuck on the bench for this one! So lace up your virtual cleats and get ready to kick some pixelated butt on the pitch… I mean, in the mines.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Dragons Tamed:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

NeverDigStraightDown Minecraft SMP

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Remember that time I accidentally tried to ride a pig off a cliff in Minecraft? Yeah, never again. But hey, if you want to join our crazy SMP, you can ride pigs off cliffs all day long! We’ve got a whole community of players who love to push the boundaries of Minecraft in the most ridiculous ways possible. From building giant statues of chickens to staging epic battles with nothing but snowballs, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So if you’re looking for a wild ride (literally), come join us and see what kind of shenanigans you can get into!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GenderGigglesMC

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Are you tired of mining for diamonds and getting attacked by creepers all day? Well, on our server, the biggest surprise about the other gender is that they drop diamonds instead of flowers! That’s right, every time you encounter a player of the opposite gender, they will rain diamonds down on you like it’s nobody’s business. Join our server for a chance to become the richest player in all of Minecraft just by interacting with the opposite gender. Who knew that gender could be so profitable in the world of blocky adventures?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pixel Fantasy Fun – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay eyes on! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a diamond the size of a house! Legend has it that if you join this server, you’ll find treasures beyond your wildest dreams.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to magical creatures like flying pigs and talking sheep. You’ll never know what kind of wacky adventure you’ll stumble upon next. Plus, our community is filled with friendly players who are always up for a good laugh and a crazy building competition.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the fun begin! Just remember, if you see a creeper wearing a top hat, run the other way. Trust me on this one.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

$$$ Minecraft SMP Xperience

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🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where even the most random decisions can lead to insane riches! Picture this: you join our server in November 2023, just casually throwing in .1 ETH because some meme shiller on Twitter told you to. You completely forget about it, only to check back yesterday and find out that .1 ETH has magically turned into 3.8 ETH! 🤑

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like a treasure trove of wacky adventures and unexpected surprises. Who knows what other crazy memes will explode next? Join us for a rollercoaster ride of memes, madness, and Minecraft mayhem. Don’t miss out on the chance to turn your virtual coins into virtual riches – join now and let the chaos begin! 🚀💰 #ToTheMoonAndBeyond

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Enchantments Applied:	175
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ZombieStepBroBabyName

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we settle family drama in the most epic way possible! Join us as we navigate the treacherous waters of baby naming and step brother drama.

Picture this: a pregnant player (27F) and her husband (30M) are expecting a baby girl, but oh no, their baby’s middle name is causing chaos! The husband’s sweet grandmother is on her last legs, so they decide to honor her by giving their daughter her name. But wait, plot twist – the husband’s grandmother and the player’s step brother (who is trans) share the same birth name! Cue the drama!

The step brother goes berserk at the mere mention of his dead name, claiming everyone is out to get him. He demands the name be banished from existence, even though it’s as common as dirt. The player and her husband try to compromise by making it the baby’s middle name, but the step brother loses his marbles.

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, passive-aggressive comments, and family feuds! Will the step brother come to terms with the baby’s middle name? Will the player and her husband survive the drama? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

NoSexForSMP

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is you have to give up sex to join! But don’t worry, we have plenty of other things to keep you entertained, like building giant statues of chickens, organizing epic llama races, and battling the Ender Dragon while riding pigs.

Join us for a wild ride filled with ridiculous challenges, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Who needs sex when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting to be explored? So leave your hormones at the door and come join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BandCraft: Live Show Wars

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t bring the party? Well, look no further because our server is like a rock concert on steroids! Imagine if the band playing was a group of pixelated pigs jamming out to some sick beats. That’s the kind of energy you’ll find here. Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive creepers, dancing villagers, and maybe even a surprise appearance from Notch himself! So come on down and experience the most epic live show in Minecraft history. You won’t want to miss it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	7

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BankruptBlock Minecraft Server

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join this minecraft server or u will go bankrupt like those 163 firms in japan!!! we got so many players u will never have a staff shortage, unless u count all the zombies and creepers running around lol. come join us and build ur own empire before it goes bankrupt like those poor japanese companies. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Zombie Dances:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	323	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

NaziSaluteJailbreak

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so, like, u know what’s cooler than a convicted man? joining our minecraft server, duh! we got all the craziest stuff happening here, like, u can build a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or u can battle a dragon with a diamond sword while riding a llama.

and get this, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasure, guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with laser eyes. u gotta be super sneaky to get past them, but if u do, u’ll be rewarded with all the diamonds and emeralds u could ever want.

plus, our community is the best, we have players from all over the world who are always down to team up and go on epic adventures. we even have our own language made up of only emojis, so if u can crack the code, u’ll be like a legend around here.

so come join us on our minecraft server, where the only rule is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously. trust us, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21