Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	157	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Sugarplums smp

Custom Ranks, Economy, rp, Semi Vanilla, smp

Sugarplums SMP started 12/06/23 so we are a very new server and we are looking for some players to join us!We strive to keep community standards high so if you have a problem or anything we can help you with it/solve it.Give us some suggestions you got if needed.

About us:We have a active and welcoming community, we are a community that prides itself on engagement and fun. We welcome anyone but you need to be able to take joke :D. Our community likes to socialise and build stuff together etc. We are aiming to have towns and cities but thats just a goal. We offer a safe environment to play survival with friends. We have ranks, custom enchants, tpa, jobs, shop, /home and land claiming!We also have buyable ranks on our website which give you benefits, items, currency, special commands and more!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Mines Excavated:	3125	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Jaylex

Mini Games, Skywars, Towny

Play cool minigames with your friend, build your empire in the survival world and much more! At Jaylex, you will have the chance to meet a entire community. Don’t forget to check out our partner server sabcraft.serv.gs!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Austreuscraft

Survival

Server IP: austreuscraft.us

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

PvPingMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock

PvPingMC is a network of Minecraft servers that released in 2015. We have a lot of experience with hosting fun, popular and unique servers!

Our Current Servers: – FactionsPirate (Competitive) – Skyblock (Custom Enchants)

Join Today! – play.pvpingmc.net

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Kinevo Public Minecraft

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

At Kinevo where we welcome everyone to our community and our Minecraft section consists of three different worlds one for Creative, Disneyland and Vanilla survival all of which run 1.15.2.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Xp smp

Economy, Survival

Economy Survival Minecraft SMP | Version 1.8 – 1.20 Java+bedrock

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Boukeys McMMO

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Boukey’s McMMO – Active staff – no lag – 100% uptime – Economy system – Hosted in the Netherlands

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

The Armoury

Creative, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

On the Armoury Minecraft server, you can expect to have the ultimate Minecraft experience. An Armoury, in history, is a place for soldiers to get ready for the upcoming challenges life faces! We are a small group of friends who run a community server together inspired by the Hermitcraft series and the SMP genre. We want to ensure that anyone of all ages can play in safety with the support of our staff to help them through the challenges both Minecraft and life throws at them. In terms of location, the server is hosted in Western Europe with the main languages of the server being English / Dutch / French although we focus upon the ultimate survival experience we have other features listed below.

Come along! Come join our community! We are welcoming and will help you to meet long-lasting friends!

IP: playmc.thearmoury.com Website:https://www.thearmoury.net/ Discord:https://discord.gg/jhFtBpc

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mustardrealms

Casual, Multiplayer Survival, PvP

Server Information

Welcome to MustardRealms – Unleash Your Gaming Adventure!

Server Description:Embark on an extraordinary journey at MustardRealms, where we redefine the Minecraft multiplayer experience! With a vibrant community, exciting gameplay features, and dedicated staff, we offer a haven for adventurers seeking endless fun and limitless creativity.

Server Features:

Explore a vast and meticulously crafted world filled with breathtaking landscapes and captivating secrets.Engage in thrilling PvP battles or team up with friends to take over.Immerse yourself in a dynamic economy system, where trading and resource management are key to success.Unlock a wide range of custom cosmetic items, pets, mounts, and more to personalize your character and showcase your style.Join a friendly and supportive community, where players of all ages and backgrounds come together to share their passion for gaming.Enjoy regular updates and new content additions that keep the adventure fresh and enticing

Server IP: play.mustardrealms.netJoin us now and start your epic journey at MustardRealms!

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Crops Grown:	7019	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

The BDGCraft

Creative, KitPvP

Welcome to BDGCraft! BDGCraft is a 1.15.1 Minecraft Server Including many different modes, including: KitPvP Creative Survival Modded Survival Earth Survival

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Magic voxels

Custom Items, Custom Plugins, Custom Ranks, Economy, Friendly, No Grief, Pve Survival, Small

Magic Voxels is a Minecraft Survival Economy Server for Java edition players.

Who we are:

We are a small, friendly community, the core members have played together on various versions of our server for over a decade and we welcome new players. Magic Voxels is created out of love for the game, there are no donator ranks or perks here, we’re not about taking money off our players.

It is easy to join and just start playing because we stay true to the vanilla experience!

Why we are different:

We have a one of a kind set of gameplay enhancing plugins which are very similar to skyblock item gathering challenges which let you earn special scrolls, which can be exchanged for ranks and custom items.

You will not see our custom plugins on any other server, they were created by our owner who is a professional java developer for his day job, but our plugins do not get in the way of gameplay, there are no silly gimmicks here!

We know how to run a balanced server, we’ve been running our small, friendly community for over a decade.

So:

If you’re looking for;

A friendly Server which welcomes new players.The complete opposite of pay to win.No grief, no cheat environment.Survival economy.Challenging gameplay.

You’ve found it!

play.dbdmc.com

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	20

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SimAlley Sheepies

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

A server for fans of the SimAlley youtube channel! All new sheepies welcome!!! There are often very random things that happen and it’s a little bit wild. Always unexpected. It’s also not overly strict on rules. If you make life miserable for other people on the server, then yes. You will be kicked. . . . but things are usually pretty low key here. Not a lot of people on at once.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

AssassinPvP

KitPvP

IP : AssassinPvP.cbu.net:25593 Owner: CyprusAssassinGR Flypvp server

Ranks: Coal Iron Gold Diamond Emerald

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Miracle mc skyblock

Skyblock

MiracleMC Is a place Where You Can Play A Simple Or Harder Skyblock. We Have Island Challenges that Each Lead To The Other Although This Server Isnt Popular I would Greatly Appreciate It If You Gave Us A Chance.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

ChillMines

Mini Games, Prison

CHILLMINES

OP custom prison server. – Custom Enchants – Private Mines – Pets – Much more!

ChillMines is a fun non pay to win custom enchants prison server.

Updated November 9, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.