Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1160	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Pokecentral

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

The Best Minecraft Modded Pixelmon Server! Around for 7+ years!Come experience a custom-made map, diverse achievements, and a custom questline on Pokecentral!Collect custom auras, fill the pokedex, compete in competitive Pokemon tournaments, and more!Pokecentral offers users a unique pixelmon experience with a fusion of hand-made custom features and pixelmon classics, come join!Install Pixelmon and connect easily using our Technic Modpack! Download Pixelmon Here https://bit.ly/PokecentralModpackNeed Support? Join our Discord: https://discord.gg/Pokecentral

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Farms Harvested:	804	Mines Excavated:	2964
Dragon Eggs Found:	9643	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Mystiverse

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Are you tired of how easy minecraft is nowdays? Are you sick of servers where players obtain top gear by day one?Do you want to feel a classical factions experience with an RPG twist? Do you like the look of amazing custom world generated biomes?Then join mystiverse! A new classic, hard factions server with an RPG twist! New players can select 1 out of 4 different classes: Pirate, Witch, Assassin and Elemental. Each class has a lot of abilities and custom items that feel vanilla like and intuitive to use. There is a full wiki in our discord, learn all about the available classes there. A class might change your ideal food choice, crop choice, or even provide you with combat abilities, movement abilities (e.g. double jumping) and custom items.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

DunyaMC

Earth, Economy, Factions, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	31
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

xFireBox

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Welcome to xFireBox.net, the ultimate mining haven where the pursuit of resources and powerful equipment takes center stage! Prepare yourself for an extraordinary gameplay experience focused on the thrill of mining, without the distractions of building.Step into our server and become part of a vibrant community, driven by the shared passion for gathering valuable resources. Interact with like-minded players, engage in lively discussions, and forge lasting friendships with fellow resource enthusiasts.xFireBox is meticulously designed to offer a mining paradise like no other. With an array of meticulously crafted mines, you’ll uncover a wealth of rare and precious resources. Explore each mine’s unique challenges and reap the rewards as you delve deeper into the earth.Forget about building structures or intricate designs. Here, it’s all about honing your mining skills to perfection. Upgrade your equipment, unlock powerful tools, and discover hidden secrets that will propel your mining prowess to new heights.Our server boasts a dynamic progression system with a unique Prestige function. Rise through the ranks and unlock coveted block multipliers, amplifying your resource gains with every prestige level achieved. Leave your mark as a legendary miner and inspire others to follow in your footsteps.At xFireBox, we understand the value of hard work. Every swing of your pickaxe brings the promise of fortune. With our Fortune feature, each mined block holds the potential for incredible rewards, ensuring that your dedication is duly rewarded.Join our thriving community of resource enthusiasts, where players from all walks of life come together to pursue their mining passions. With over 60,000 dedicated players already on board, you’ll find camaraderie, support, and the excitement of shared adventures.Visit xFireBox.net today and embark on a mining odyssey like no other. Unleash your inner miner, gather your tools, and immerse yourself in the exhilarating world of xFireBox, where mining reigns supreme. Join us now and experience the pure thrill of unearthing riches and forging a legacy as a master of the mines!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Alien Abductions:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

SlimeSMP

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

JiferCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to JiferCraft Studios! Here you will find a unique survival server, which combines the excitement of construction with the adrenaline of PvP combat. • Immerse yourself in a world full of possibilities and challenges. • Build your home and impressive structures. • Face exciting PvP battles against other players. • Explore vast landscapes and magnificent biomes. • Collect resources and thrive in a dynamic economy.But that is not all! We are working to add more game modes to give you an even more varied experience. Join the server and discover a world of adventure, creativity and unlimited fun. We will wait for you!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Monuments

Economy, PvE, Survival

Monumenta is a free Minecraft-based, Survival-mode, action-oriented MMORPG, with a foundation in the Complete the Monument (CTM) genre of adventure maps. With 19 huge, handmade dungeons, over a hundred quests, 1500+ custom items, seven customizable classes, and multiple enormous overworlds to connect everything together, Monumenta is a truly massive adventure that can be played solo or cooperatively for hundreds of hours with almost no repetitive grinding. Monumenta has remained live since Closed Beta in June 2017 and updates weekly with new content and bug fixes. It is a community-driven project which is and always will be free to play.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Chimeras Created:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MassiveCraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Magic Items Found:	2329
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

One Piece Warfare

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

official Server for the One Piece Warfare server! This server mainly based on Mine Mine No Mi, Warfare, Factions and other QOL/Item additions. We have officially released! Technic Pack here! https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/mmo-piece.1957975

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	285	Ores Mined:	6526
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Runes Activated:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Naruto Storm Online

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Naruto Storm Online! Our Modpack utilises the Naruto Anime Mod by Mathioks alongside a huge amount of custom content! Join our Community today and be a part of the most customised Naruto Server!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/oficial-naruto-storm-c.1187983

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

SunWorld

Economy, PvE, PvP, Towny

Hey there! Welcome to SunWorld!So, you’re looking for a cool Minecraft server? You’ve just hit the jackpot! Here’s the scoop on why our place rocks:Quests Galore: Ever wanted to go on an adventure without leaving your house? We’ve got quests that’ll have you fighting monsters, exploring deep caves, and maybe even saving the world. It’s all here!Your Land, Your Rules: Grab a piece of land and make it your own. Whether you’re into building epic skyscrapers or underground bunkers, you can do it all here. And don’t worry, your stuff is safe with us.No Drama, Just Fun: We’re all about having a good time. Meet players who just want to chill, build, and play. Need help? Got questions? Our community and staff are super friendly and here to help you out.Cool Custom Stuff: Ever mined an ore that you can’t find in the regular game? We’ve got custom ores that’ll make crafting and building even more exciting. Get ready to discover new items and recipes!Smooth as Butter: Lag? Never heard of her. Our server is all about that smooth gameplay, so you can focus on having fun without any annoying interruptions.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Omega Minecraft

MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Vanilla

Welcome to the Home of VintageBeef, a family focused Network. Have you ever wanted to build your own Zoo or become a Pokemon Master and wished you could do it all in the wonderful world of Minecraft? Well now you can on our OmegaMinecraft Network, and if you need a break from Zoo Keeping and Poke battles there’s always our mini games area to distract you, with ABBA caving, UHC events and our very own mini games server. We also have a brand new game mode – Can you Survive the Ablockalypse? Voting will give you rewards on our Zoo and Pixelmon server!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

BlueRP

Economy, Roleplay

The BlueRP project was founded in the summer of 2019 by @knnz and @robert (6ft1). This is a minecraft server (1.20.4) that simulates real life with RPG leanings, hence the RP in the name (roleplay). The server is not 100% roleplay, because the base game is old and does not have the necessary features for a full roleplay server.The server has undergone many changes over time, so this time, we have returned with many unique systems in Romania, which, at the moment, you can only find on our server. We want to keep the server on as long as possible this time, and the only thing that can help us is your support.We wish you a pleasant experience with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

BroKits

Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

BroKits – When you die you receive a Random Kit and can jump right into the arena to fight progress and become the best! (1.13 and all versions above (could be problems with 1.19.3/1.19.2))

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	37

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Life Steal SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Life Steal SMP: A Minecraft Adventure for Java and Bedrock Players Playable on Java and Bedrock Supports Minecraft Versions 1.16.X to 1.20.XFeatures: – Weekly Tournaments with cash prizes – Custom Duels (Unranked and Ranked) with multiple kits – Anti Pay-to-Win store ranks – Real Money Rewards for Seasonal stats – Custom-Balanced in-game shop – 20 Heart Maximum, 7-day death bansExperience thrilling adventures with friends in a lag-free environment. Join Life Steal SMP for an unforgettable Minecraft journey!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	400	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	377	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	25	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.