Pants Cummer Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to discover the secret powers of the Green Women, who apparently have the ability to make you cum with just a glance. Don’t ask us how, we’re still trying to figure it out ourselves!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy adventures and unexpected twists at every turn. From riding pigs off cliffs to building giant statues of llamas, there’s never a dull moment here. So come on and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Who knows, you might even unlock some hidden powers of your own! Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6870
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Emeralds Found:	1717	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6313
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	50	Epic Quests Completed:	20
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Farms Harvested:	525
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	131	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	29
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Towns Built:	9
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Epic Quests Completed:	27

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
New Chunks Explored:	885957	Players Killed by Monsters:	8314
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Void Gems Collected:	29
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!