Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 104/400 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14
Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 Emeralds Found: 7911
Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Reality Warps Survived: 2
Void Gems Collected: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server

    DALL-E 3 Thread Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to play Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, building a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and participating in a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of rainbows. If you can tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the richest player in all of Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and plenty of diamond poop!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Potions Brewed: 162
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 4
    Magic Items Found: 7870 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics

    When I was in high school there was this one kid who committed… Minecraft SMPantics
    Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns! Need a break from real life drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the craziness. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground dog cult waiting to be discovered. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server! So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, what happens in our Minecraft world, stays in our Minecraft world.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Magical Ponies Rescued: 2
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server

    Move to North Dakota Minecraft Server
    Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit, even the villagers are turning up!

    Join us for epic battles with creepers, skeletons, and even the occasional Ender Dragon that likes to crash our parties. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco where the zombies have killer dance moves.

    But that’s not all! We have a thriving economy where you can trade diamonds for enchanted golden carrots (because who needs boring old regular carrots?). And don’t worry about finding a job, because in our world, everyone is a professional block builder.

    So why don’t they just move to North Dakota? Because our server is where the real action is at! Join us now and let the fun begin!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 170 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Falling into the Void: 1
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP

    Homog’s Omori Trash Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with tea parties, blogposting, and horny shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing. Our server is like no other, with players who are as unpredictable as creepers on a sugar rush.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of players who host fang-tastic events, where you can show off your best vampire or werewolf skins. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a group of skeletons doing the cha-cha in the moonlight.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the server, guarded by a pack of rabid llamas wearing top hats. Will you be the one to uncover the riches and become the ultimate ruler of this wacky world?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re going to need it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 20
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 440 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 4 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Pank World server Minecraft

    Pank World server Minecraft

    Hello, I present to your attention a vanilla server without privates. Our server is based on a friendly atmosphere and responsive players. I won’t lie, our server’s audience is small and I consider this a plus, because everyone knows each other. If you want to become part of our small friendly family, join us!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 9
    Arcane Towers Raised: 1 Wailing Winds Heard: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Alter – Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a maze in the Nether.

    Join us for the Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle dragons, summon water margin girls, and maybe even ride a Nautilus to the surface! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to log on.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic, it’s like a Rank Up + Interlude Timeline come to life. Plus, our Coin Calculator is so glitchy, you’ll think you’re in the Matrix.

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared to never look at Minecraft the same way again!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 5 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 13
    Magic Items Found: 5061 Phantom Blocks Placed: 3
    Epic Quests Completed: 23 Phantom Horses Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP

    The World Series Champions Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever experience! Join us on this wild ride as we embark on crazy adventures, build insane structures, and battle it out for the title of World Series champions (yes, it’s totally a thing in Minecraft now).

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. Trust me, you don’t want to mess with these llama warriors. – We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare treasures and diamonds. Only the bravest and most skilled players can unlock its mysteries. – Our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will guide you on your quests and give you valuable advice. Just don’t ask it about its past life as a famous chicken magician. – We host weekly PvP tournaments where the winner gets to ride a giant flying pig around the server for a day. It’s the ultimate bragging rights, trust me.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey and become a part of our World Series champions (seriously, it’s happening this time, we promise). See you in the game!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 18 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Spectral Entities Defeated: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 47 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server

    Zoomer Girl’s Tired Minecraft Server
    Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the wild adventures of a zoomer girl with tired SSReyes and a bunch of piercings who will call you sweetie and flutter her eyelashes at you while handing you your autistic special order that she made extra right just for you. And if that’s not enough to convince you, imagine doing all of this in a drive-thru where you’re getting goyslop. Trust us, the insanity and hilarity never end on our server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6 Potions Brewed: 73
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Dragons Tamed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Cute Dog Minecraft SMP

    Cute Dog Minecraft SMP
    Meet Decoy Ohtani, the legendary Minecraft player who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot. Yes, you heard that right, a CARROT! Join our SMP and you might just witness him take on a pack of zombies with a feather duster next.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, like the elusive rainbow sheep that farts glitter and the dancing Enderman who moonwalks his way through the Nether. Don’t miss out on the chance to befriend these quirky creatures.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with diamond swords? That’s right, our bacon buddies will protect you from any pesky griefers or pesky Ender Dragons that dare to mess with our peaceful realm.

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many TNT explosions). Decoy Ohtani is waiting for you to join his merry band of misfits in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 5 Phantom Rings Equipped: 17
    Haunted Chests Opened: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Drop Zone Minecraft Server

    Drop Zone Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like season 1 of your favorite show – top-notch quality all the way! We promise that our pacing is faster than a speeding bullet and our animations are smoother than a baby’s bottom. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Who needs season 1 when you can have the best Minecraft experience of your life on our server? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP

    Not_A_Reboot Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, this ain’t your grandma’s Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a llama in a minecart, more twists and turns than a maze made of redstone, and more shenanigans than a creeper convention.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by the admin team, the joy of finding hidden treasure in the most unexpected places, and the satisfaction of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine.

    And hey, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so if you’re feeling brave, come and try to take him down (spoiler alert: he’s actually just a misunderstood Enderman with a penchant for trolling).

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your pig, and come join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just remember, things may get a little… explosive. 😉🧨🎮

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 4 Shadow Figures Spotted: 3
    Towns Built: 10 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
    Soul Contracts Signed: 1 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Price Tag Minecraft Server

    Price Tag Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as trying to convince a mom and daughter to have a threesome with you? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, insane challenges, and unexpected twists at every turn. Join us and see if you have what it takes to conquer our wacky world and come out on top. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a situation as absurd as the one mentioned above (but hopefully not)! So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a journey unlike any other. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a hilarious way)!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Vanishing Structures Built: 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 7306 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Cursed Lands Purified: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP

    Frieren’s Funhouse Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the drama is hotter than the Nether and the friendships are shakier than a creeper on a tightrope! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, like the time Frieren told Aura to kill herself because she forgot to feed the chickens in the virtual farm. But don’t worry, we also have heartwarming moments, like when Frieren ordered Aura to do good deeds for humans but she accidentally turned them all into zombies instead. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and demon pussy, so hop on board and join us for the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 227 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Dragonkin Hatched: 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Phantom Rings Equipped: 25
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Project Kus! Minecraft server

    Project Kus! Minecraft server

    A nice server for building and spending time with like-minded people. We will be very glad if you join us! > Free recruitment of participants, you just need to confirm that you will play and not griefer. Go to Discord and send 2 of your most beautiful buildings to the Applications channel! If you did everything correctly, then consider that you have already been accepted!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server

    Evolve & Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Earth and ready for the next step in human evolution? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a journey to unlock the secrets of the universe and transcend our mortal limitations.

    On our server, you’ll find yourself faced with mind-bending challenges and epic quests that will test your skills and push you to your limits. From battling giant mutant chickens to building a roller coaster that defies the laws of physics, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that hidden deep within the darkest corners of our server lies a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Will you be brave enough to venture into the unknown and discover what lies beyond?

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft server and be a part of the next stage in human evolution. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft mastermind and unlock the secrets of the universe!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 93/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 6 Runes Activated: 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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