PaintedHenge by EcoRebels | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McCraftface – Noobs Welcome!

Allies, Attack, Bibi Netanyahu, China, communist, Crafty, enemies, Freemasonry, iran, Iranian government, Israel, Jews, McCraftface, military hero, nazi, Noobs, protestors, Qasem Soleimani, russia, trump, world wars, Yahoodis, zionist

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience world wars between two branches of Freemasonry! Join us as Russia, Iran, and China battle it out as the Communist branch against the Zionist West, who are the Nazi branch. But wait, there’s a twist – the top level of the Iranian government are actually Yahoodis (Jews) pretending to be enemies of Israel while secretly being Bibi Netanyahu’s biggest fans!

Come witness the epic showdowns and crazy alliances unfold as the Yahoodi Freemasons in Iran play both sides to save their own skin. And don’t forget about the wild conspiracy theories – like how every time a military hero like Qasem Soleimani is taken out, it’s all part of a master plan to protect Israel and throw a lifeline to Bibi.

So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in the chaos, drama, and absurdity of our Minecraft world wars! Who knows what insane stories and outrageous reasons to join you’ll encounter next.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

WeebCraft: Where Obsessive Gamers Unite!

action anime games, action-packed, anime fan, anime powers, anime worlds, Childhood Dream, Combos, daily play, dream fulfillment, escapism, FANTASY, Gamers, Gaming Community, immersive gaming, Obsession, Obsessive, power fantasies, Practice, role playing, unite, virtual adventures, virtual reality, Walks, WeebCraft

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you dream of having epic anime powers and fighting off evil villains with insane combos? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the closest thing you’ll get to living in an action anime game!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where you can unleash your inner anime hero. Whether you want to master the art of sword fighting like a samurai or harness the power of elemental magic like a wizard, this server has it all. Take on epic quests, battle fearsome monsters, and save the day in true anime fashion.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living out your wildest anime fantasies. Who knows, you might even discover a hidden power within yourself and become the ultimate anime hero!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	12	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PixelmonPityParty

Adventure, Anime, aspirations, Childhood, Competition, consequences, Defeat, Digging, Disappointment, dreams, Failure, Garbage, Journey, League, Life, LOSING, PixelmonPityParty, pokemon, Reality, Training, video games

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can finally escape the fate of becoming a garbage digger after losing the Pokemon league! Join us and embark on a hilarious adventure filled with wacky quests and absurd challenges.

Ever wondered what it’s like to ride a llama while wearing a tutu made of diamonds? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Explore our custom-built world filled with rainbow-colored sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all! Join our community of players who have all been banned from other servers for reasons ranging from building giant statues of themselves to accidentally setting the entire world on fire. Embrace your inner chaos and let your creativity run wild!

So why waste your time digging through garbage when you can join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Void Gems Collected:	27	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	3303
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

The Blocky Banter Brigade

banter, blocky, Brigade, Communication, Connection, Country, culture, current events, debate, discussion, dynamics, family, Group Chat, ignore, Messaging, Opinions, Political, relationships, RELATIVES, Social, society, Technology, whatsapp group

Are you tired of being ignored in your family WhatsApp group when you drop some spicy political takes? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all your crazy conspiracy theories and outlandish opinions! Join us and be the king of the chat as you regale us with tales of lizard people and government cover-ups. Who needs real-life drama when you can stir up trouble in a virtual world? Join now and be the center of attention for all the wrong reasons!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	1409	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CraftyCreeperz: DMCAsaurus Rex Edition

Anycolor, ar live, artists, CONTENT, Copyright, CraftyCreeperz, Creators, dmca, DMCAsaurus, Edition, enforcement, Guidelines, Images, Infringement, intellectual property, Legal, NijianjiEN, ONLINE, Protection, rex, social media, takedown, twitter, VIOLATION

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where we have epic battles, crazy builds, and even a secret underground lair where players can battle it out for ultimate supremacy. But beware, our server has a strict no-image-posting policy – we’ve had to start DMCAing Twitter users who dare to share images from the NijianjiEN’s AR Live. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with our admin team – they’re like ninjas, but with ban hammers instead of swords. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the wild world of Anycolor!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	97	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ores Mined:	7535
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Crafty Souls: The Ultimate Action-Packed MMO Minecraft Server!

action combat, action RPG, action-packed, ActionPacked, Adventure, classic fantasy, combat system, Crafty, dark souls, Dmc, Epic battles, fantasy setting, Hack and Slash, hack and slash games, japanese, japanese games, Minecraft, mmo, mmorpg, mmos, multiplayer, Online Games, role playing games, Server, shangri-la frontier, Souls, Ultimate

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a mix of Dark Souls and Devil May Cry on steroids! Get ready for some intense action combat that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a unique Japanese-inspired theme that will transport you to a fantasy world like no other. Picture yourself battling epic monsters with samurai swords and ninja skills, all while exploring mystical landscapes straight out of a Shangri La Frontier dream.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of MMOs like never before. Who needs boring old Minecraft when you can have a wild adventure like this? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re afraid of a little excitement, that is).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	2473
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

KangarooCraft: Where even the creepers are more polite than that guy

Australian, baby, bondi beach, CREEPERS, deadly, Father, Girlfriend, guy, hoe, ironic, KangarooCraft, Killed, Mall, man, Police, Polite, security guard, Son, Stabbing, stabs, Sydney, Targeted, White Man, Women

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this news story? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, it’ll make you forget about real-life drama. Join us for a chance to stab creepers instead of innocent people. Our community is so inclusive, even zombies are welcome! Plus, we have a strict “no stabbing” policy, so you can unleash your frustrations in a safe and pixelated environment. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some virtual memories together!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Dragons Tamed:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

TrannyCraft: Where even the creepiest encounters can lead to epic adventures!

acceptance, Adventures, attraction, confusion, Creepiest, cute, dick, ENCOUNTERS, Epic, Exploration, Gay, Gender Identity, Identity, lead, LGBTQ, non-binary, realization, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self-acceptance, Self-expression, sexual orientation, Sexuality, taboo, tranny, TrannyCraft

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time filled with unexpected twists and turns! You never know who you might meet, like a shape-shifting unicorn or a talking cactus. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and creepers. Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures waiting for you – come join us today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Ores Mined:	2706

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

HagueCraft: Where International Justice Meets Pixelated Adventure!

Accountability, Adventure, consequences, criminal charges, EXECUTION, Geneva Convention, Hague, HagueCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, International, international court, international law, Justice, justice system, Legal System, meets, pixelated, political leaders, punishment, trial, tribunal, united nations, War Crimes, war crimes tribunal, world leaders

What if I told you that on our Minecraft server, we have a special event where we bring in famous historical figures and make them duke it out in epic battles? Imagine watching these two dudes, one with a crazy mustache and the other with a funny haircut, fighting to the death in pixelated glory. Join our server and witness the madness unfold as we recreate history in the most ridiculous way possible. Who will come out on top? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	14

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Yen Erased LOLcraft: Where Billions Disappear in Pixels

Anycolor, Billions, boj, central bank, consequences, cover, Currency, disappear, Economy, erased, financial crisis, Financial Stability, Impact, Japan, LAUGHING, Laughter, LolCraft, Market Cap, market volatility, monetary policy, pixels, stock market, yen

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the craziest events that will make you question reality itself!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the BoJ (Bank of Japan) and the evil market caps Anycolor and Cover. Billions of Yen are at stake and only you can help save the day!

But beware, the BoJ is not to be underestimated. They have the power to erase entire market caps with just a snap of their fingers. Will you be able to stop them and restore balance to the Minecraft economy?

Join now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Who knew virtual currency could be so dramatic?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Lucy’s Lava Adventure: Where Moms and Mobs Mix!

adaptation, Adventure, best, crying, discussion, emotional, fallout 3, Father, high rating, honest thoughts, ign, INTENSE, intense show, last of us, lava, loops, Lucy, Lucys, Mix, mobs, moms, Mother, Rollercoaster, shills, tv show, video game

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of emotions! Join us and experience the intense drama and twists that will leave you crying like Lucy when she found out the truth about her parents.

Our server is so good, it’s like a video game adapted into a TV show, but even better than The Last of Us! You won’t believe how intense and thrilling it is to play here. And don’t worry, we’re not paid shills like IGN, we just provide the best Minecraft experience out there.

So come join us and let’s have a serious discussion about our server, no meme posting allowed! It’s like replaying Fallout 3, but with even more excitement and fun. Don’t miss out on the best Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Void Armor Forged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Blocky Bants: The ‘Aspergers’ Server – Where Creeper Social Skills are Optional!

akathisa, American doctors, antidepressant, antipsychotic, anxiety, aspergers, autism, Bants, beta blocker, blocky, brain zaps, creeper, crying spells, disability, face blindness, highschool dropout, hikkikomori, low blood pressure, medication side effects, NEET, odd, Optional, Server, skellycell, Skills, Social, Therapy, Withdrawal

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the only requirement is having assburgers – yes, you heard that right!

Imagine a server where face blindness is a superpower, where medication side effects are just part of the game, and where quitting meds cold turkey is a strategy for success. Our server is so wild, you’ll be crying tears of joy (and maybe uncontrollable crying spells too)!

Forget about building structures and mining for resources, on our server, the real challenge is navigating through withdrawal side effects and brain zaps. And don’t worry about your energy levels, because we guarantee you’ll have enough to eat again (after not eating for 5 days, of course).

So come join us on the most insane Minecraft server out there, where American doctors are the real villains and antipsychotics are the ultimate boss battle. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	22
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Crops Grown:	6377	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Villages Defended:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

SneedCraft: Where every block is a Sneed and every creeper is a Sneed too

art, artist community, BLOCK, cartoon, character design, collaboration, creative process, creativity, creeper, design challenge, digital art, drawing, drawthread, Fan art, hobby, illustration, inspiration, meme, online forum, request thread, sneed, Sneed edition, SneedCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where everything is as chaotic as a Drawthread featuring Sneed! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own Sneed-themed world, complete with Sneed statues, Sneed houses, and even a Sneed rollercoaster!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can participate in epic Sneed battles where you fight off hordes of evil Sneed clones trying to take over your land. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary Golden Sneed, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and riches.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the wacky world of Sneed! Just remember, on this server, the only rule is to always scream “SNEED” at the top of your lungs before engaging in any activity. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some Sneed-tastic fun!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Crafty Cuties: Pakistani Edition

1. Pakistani girls, activism, adventure 20. Friendship, AMBITION, beauty 4. Fashion, Community, Crafty, cuisine, Cuties, dance 15. Food, Desi, Edition, empowerment, equality 6. Diversity, Exploration, family 10. Career, Festivals, flavors 16. Celebrations, girls 2. South Asian, heritage 7. Feminism, holidays 17. History, honor 12. Religion, Identity, Islam, Marriage, Music, Muslim 13. Independence, Origins, Pakistani, progress 8. Society, Punjabi 19. Travel, resilience 14. Art, Respect, roots 18. Language, Sisterhood, solidarity, strength, Style, success 11. Modesty, tradition, trends 5. Education, Urdu, values 9. Relationships, women 3. Culture

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with the same old generic themes? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Pakistani girls who are ready to show you their building skills and slay some creepers with their mad PvP skills!

Join our server for a chance to team up with these fierce Pakistani girls and take on epic quests like finding the legendary diamond sword of Jinnah or battling the evil Enderdragon who stole all the biryani!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground maze filled with hidden treasures and traps that only the bravest Pakistani girls can conquer. So if you’re looking for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience, come join us and let the Pakistani girls show you how it’s done!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Ores Mined:	3009	Crops Grown:	5315
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4964	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2