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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 6035 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 6 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 30 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays golden eggs. And not just any golden eggs, but eggs made of pure gold. You can sell them for a million emeralds each and become the richest player on the server.
And get this, the admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into pizza. Yeah, you heard me right, PIZZA. So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest, most insane Minecraft SMP ever created. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Or maybe you will, but who cares? YOLO!